Anyone Know Where I Can Read The Orv Novel And Also The Tcf Novel?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]

[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[at least this way it won't go to waste! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[want me to do the same to you? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]

Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!

how are there more of you. why are there more of you.

i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is congratulating Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if there'll be a baby shower?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is with child!]

I- Huh??

(He looks super confused.)

Oh damn that's a good line

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sticks their tongue out at Incarnation 'Cale Henituse']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

Some orv doodles in math class

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks they sound cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is still pouting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what creatures does your world have?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

This is a fanfic on wattpad about cale replacing the white star and even though it doesn't have a lot of chapters it's so FUCKING GOOD I can't he's a manic little baby running wild and I love that for him

Who tf gave him drugs Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)

GOD HES SO-