[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Is Still Pouting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that the trick is to hold your breath and drink it really quickly! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that it always works for them when they do that! (⁠^⁠^⁠)]

If I suddenly explode, that’s not that bad right?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is not considered spare change then?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head but agrees]

[oki! (･ω･)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stabbed their avatar]

[here you go! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hums and agrees to the suggestion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that you are like a cute golden retriever tho?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that golden retrievers are very cute so you are very cute!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are like a big puppy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 100 coins]

Oh! Hello!

(As he reads your message, a blush crawls up his neck. He scratches the back of his head.)

Aha, it's not funny to joke like that, Constellation Random Dyslexic Reader. I'd say those kinds of compliments should go to Jung Heewon-ssi, haha.

Thank you for the coins, though!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they are indeed not from this world and that they do not cultivate]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

It's raining dog shit + I almost got hit by a car

Dude got a huge ass forehead goddamn !(⁠☉_☉)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■

Everybody’s favorite whore/j (you didn’t see the first post where his eyebrows were missing)

Happy birthday!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' celebrates]

[here you go! I hope it's not too small (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I can give you a bigger one if that's what you need (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.