[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Pouted]

*Dies from laughter*

Cale telling the worst possible person about his crush

Cale: I have a crush on someone. And since this used to be your body, I thought I should tell you.

KRS: Alright, just rip the band-aid off.

Cale: It's Choi Han.

KRS: *getting war flashbacks* Put the fucking band-aid back on.

-

Cale: Father. I have a crush.

Deruth: Oh! How wonderful, my son! Who is it?

Cale: It's the crown prince.

Deruth: *under his breath* I have kept up with my sword training and I have the element of surprise...

Cale: Father, please don't try to kill the crown prince.

-

Cale: Ron, I have a crush on someone.

Ron: Hoh?

Cale: It's Bud.

Ron: *sharpening knives* :) :) :) Hoh.

-

Cale: Choi Han. I have a crush on someone.

Choi Han: You know you always have my support, Cale-nim!

Cale: It's Choi Jung-Gun.

Choi Han: (⊙ˍ⊙) *screaming, gunshots, tornado sirens going off* Cale-nim. Why.

-

Cale: Eruhaben-nim. Eruhaben-nim. I have a crush.

Eruhaben: *deep sigh* Unlucky bastard, who is is it?

Cale: It's Duke Fredo.

Eruhaben: ... No. No, it's not.

Cale: ... Okay.

-

Cale: Witira-nim. I though I should tell you I have a crush on someone.

Witira: Oh? Congratulations, young master! But what brought this on?

Cale: Ah, it's because it's your da—

Witira: —aaaa!

Paseton: AAAA!

Archie: HAAAAH?!

-

Cale: Hyung, I have a... crush.

Sui Khan: Ah, has spring time finally arrived for you, punk?

Cale: ... It's. Um. It's Kim Rok Soo.

Sui Khan: What.

Cale: *sigh* Yeah.

Sui Khan: ... The jerk who stole your body??

Cale: ... yeah.

Sui Khan: This is not what I meant when I said you should love yourself more!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to know what your favorite creature is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods happily while noming on their cake]

[yummy cake ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[I didn't think hard about it tho? I just said the two most common things when I think of tomato dishes- my mama used to make them you see (.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[and tomatoes has vitamins I'm pretty sure! And health benefits! Mama said they are good for skin she said they can whiten the skin and that pale skin is the prettiest so she makes me eat them lots! (⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 1,000 coins]

[pretty please with a cherry on top? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

When I first saw all the homie memes like the ones with guys and their homies being all touchy and fruity and stuff I thought it was fake but when I actually witness it I was like what in the fruity fruit bowl of the almighty gays is this cuz I kid you not I saw them grabbing their homies ass in the middle of English class like bro can you not wait until recess?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' agrees]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that money is the best!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..

[you're very mean]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' doubts you're very well liked with how mean you are]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Oh damn that's a good line