[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Is Confused]

He's just a silly little guy doing silly little things

Ever wonder what the “traditional” heroes before Cale were like? I imagine them like this:

Archmage: I studied the arcane arts after my master, a dragon in disguise, took pity on me, a human child. Under their tutelage, I have nurtured my talent in powerful spellcasting. Now I have become an archmage.

Swordmaster: I’ve swung my sword a thousand times, no, a million times. I have swung my sword day after day. It is my way of life, the way of the sword. I trained until I became one with my sword. My aura is proof that I have ascended into the rank of a swordmaster.

Saint: By the grace of god, I will heal the sick and guide those who are led astray. My unshakable faith is the reason why God blessed me as their Saint.

And there's this guy:

Yeah it's heavenly luck to acquire a single AP or whatever, but it's so funny when the hero party asks an AP user how they got their power and dude goes Oh I picked it up in my backyard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts and disagrees]

[of course I can! You just have to slice them up and bash them up real good ( っ`-´c)]

[but well I don't really like the skin of tomatoes so I'd probably skin it first before that (⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)]

[then I'll put the tomato in a big pot! And add water and salt and some more stuff to make soup! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[then I'd make scrambled eggs with the extra tomato bits! It's very tasty! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him

raon growing up.....

big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' huffed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gets the feeling that you are annoyed at them so decides to greet you farewell]

Thanks for answering my questions, maybe we'll meet again someday!

[you have used your true voice]

[a large amount of probability has been consumed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers and happily noms on the orange]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[I doubt they will harm your family they like watching them live far too much for that]

[they also like the shenanigans your brother gets up to! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' grabbed a cutting board and started chopping up some meat]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that in some worlds they are older than time itself and in others they're barely considered a newborn so the topic of their age is pretty complicated]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' perks up]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' presents Incarnation 'Roksu Henituse' with 100 gold coins and says that they will sponsor them to you if you give them your kimchi recipe!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can add more if it's not enough]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

My dead ass bought 3 sandwiches on impulse -_-