[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' Seems Satisfied]

AO3 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks they understand now]

[but would you still want to marry him tho? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and your wedding be]

[weddings are sealed by kisses and you kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' so you have to marry him now! ( っ`-´c)]

[Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' is also thinking bad thoughts of himself right now about how you won't marry someone like him (｀Δ´)]

[go comfort your bride! (੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭]

[also can I be invited to the wedding? I've never been to a wedding before ✨(◕ ◕ )✨]

That isn't how wedding works.

Forgot to bring an umbrella to school today now I'm fucking soaked 😘✌️✨

Someone should write a fic about this

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is deflating in sadness]

[why not? ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' admits that the meaning of immortal is actually quite foreign to them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that nothing lives on forever not even gods or higher beings]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that unless the god is the sole god of that world most gods aren't usually omnipotent or omniscient so they're actually quite confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Cuz he wanna feel ✨FaNcY✨

can someone please tell me why Dazai is holding that joystick like a fucking wine glass 😭

Yo why is ron in a bunny suit?

Happy pride month

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to have noticed as they made quite a contented face as they continued the cuddling]

This is the scene their incarnation later walks in on by then both had already fallen asleep they sighed before taking a picture of the scene a ghost of a smile on their lips

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

Someone should write a fanfic about this (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

Rok Soo's ability isn't Instant AU

Instead of being able to, very briefly and painfully, fuck with time; he got an ability based on all the absolute bullshit that's happened to him.

From the childhood, to his friends dying in front of him. All the shitty rumors that sprouted up, all the shit luck, all of it. Just, all of it.

So instead of Instant, he got Lament.

Lament is a scream capable of leveling buildings, at the cost of absolutely shredding Rok Soo's throat.

As a result of that power, Rok Soo doesn't talk often, and when he does his voice is hoarse and pained. He also refuses to speak at full volume, because while he's got a handle on his power, he's paranoid that he'll slip up.

So when he transfers over to the body of Cale, people notice.

The Young Master went to bed his usual talkative self, but when he woke up?

Barely a word, and when he did speak, a whisper.

Cale barely speaks a word to Ron beyond the single syllable required. Barely bothers to acknowledge Deruth. Relies on hand-speak and notes to talk to merchants.

Deruth is going crazy trying to figure out what the hell happened to his son, Ron is very close behind him because what the hell got past him? He's Ron Fucking Molan.

Then Cale comes home with a bedraggled punk that smells like the trash the killed Ron's family, and Ron has to listen in astonishment as he says more to this jackass than he's said to Ron in a week.

Basically; Cale's power of Lament is so strong and painful that everything Cale is paranoid of letting it slip, that he's selectively mute. This causes many misunderstandings, in true Cale fashion.