Bring Back Tumblr Ask Culture Let Me. Bother You With Questions And Statements

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is suspicious]

[are you trying to bribe me into liking you? Cuz it's not working! (｀Δ´)]

[also why do you call me 'one who struggles to see'? It's weird (?・・)σ]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

Cuz he wanna feel ✨FaNcY✨

can someone please tell me why Dazai is holding that joystick like a fucking wine glass 😭

Calepunzel calepunzel let down your hair

Cale Henituse the day he finally have his Slackerlife-chan

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiles smugly and noms on the other tiny cake happily]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

Self-love at it's finest y'all

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[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head but agrees]

[oki! (･ω･)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stabbed their avatar]

[here you go! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

He's so cute little rat 🥺

Since you all loved my pigeon Nikolai art so much, here's rat Fyodor :)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head and says that they don't]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' bashed the tomato with a hammer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' proceeded to skin the tomato some skin still have a few chunks of flesh attached to it but they don't seem to mind as they continued happily skinning the tomato while mumbling about the dishes they can make with it]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading eyes]

[please? (⑉• •⑉)]

[I'll pay you! (〃◕ ◕〃)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.