[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading eyes]
[please? (⑉• •⑉)]
[I'll pay you! (〃◕ ◕〃)]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]
[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]
[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ノ”]
...
I did not turn anon into a dumpling.
I sold anon the dumpling.
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is the difference between an immortal and a god? Won't they both just die eventually?]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]
As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?
No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is wondering what in the hell they walked in on]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring in bewilderment]
[A tomato dressed in chinese dress and garter belt is inching your way]
Kim Dokja, do you like me better now? Wanna have a try?
i have so many questions
none of them i want answered
please stop looking at me like that *inches away*
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they don't mind if you invite them as long as they stop being a big meanie]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you will confusion and worry!]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]
[if you mean Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates' then maybe? (・・。)ゞ]
[they gave me money for some reason tho so now I'm just confused o(´^`)o]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to be invited to the party!]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they will make a cake!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]
I- Huh??
(He looks super confused.)
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]
[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten ( ╹▽╹ )]
[at least this way it won't go to waste! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)]
[want me to do the same to you? (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]
[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]
[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']
we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭
[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]
[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]
Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!
how are there more of you. why are there more of you.
i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life
why is your tumblr empty?? youre supposed to rb things, empty blogs dont look human
Oh.
Their so pretty (≧▽≦)!!!
long hair origin story
++++extras
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]
[then how does it work? I asked Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' but he didn't really answer the question o(´^`)o]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and your wedding be]
[weddings are sealed by kisses and you kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' so you have to marry him now! ( っ`-´c)]
[Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' is also thinking bad thoughts of himself right now about how you won't marry someone like him (`Δ´)]
[go comfort your bride! (੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭]
[also can I be invited to the wedding? I've never been to a wedding before ✨(◕ ◕ )✨]
That isn't how wedding works.
Discovered alien stage recently and now the songs are stuck in my head
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that in some worlds they are older than time itself and in others they're barely considered a newborn so the topic of their age is pretty complicated]
How attached are you to, say, your limbs?
I'd say they are quite attached to me
Also, ask this to @liuqingge1