[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Exclaimed "vanilla Cream Cake!" Excitedly]

Someone should make a fanfic about this I would eat it tf up

Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*

Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.

Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*

Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*

Cale: still needs more spice.

Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*

Beacrox:*adds more spice*

Cale: perfect.

Beacrox:*more worried confusion*

Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*

Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*

Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?

Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?

Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*

Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.

Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.

Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?

Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*

Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!

Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.

Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!

Everyone:*confusion*

Choi Han:…

Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…

Everyone:*appalled*

Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.

Cale:*walks over to the dish*

Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*

Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*

Alberu: I am terrified of you.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but you guys kissed! That's how weddings are sealed! ( っ`-´c)]

[you have to marry him now because you kissed! Isn't that how it works? (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)]

[also can you please invite me? I've never been to a wedding before! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked owlishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you won't mind if they retaliate during the war]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting some chopped up cauliflower into a sizzling pan of minced garlic and onion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that the trick is to hold your breath and drink it really quickly! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that it always works for them when they do that! (⁠^⁠^⁠)]

If I suddenly explode, that’s not that bad right?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tightened their hold around you]

[well I've been told I have pretty weird tase ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

[you're still cute to me tho! ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

This is from my Instagram what you think?

Picture down below will put drawing process in another post cuz I can't put two videos in one post

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs]

[I will admit I have a pretty childish mentality but oh well what can you do ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[I doubt they will harm your family they like watching them live far too much for that]

[they also like the shenanigans your brother gets up to! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head but agrees]

[oki! (･ω･)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stabbed their avatar]

[here you go! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.