Jason: wow ur gay huh
Tim: what just because i wear flannel I’m gay now??
Dick: no that’s not
Tim: just because i like making weird voices and my own sound effects when telling a story
Dick: Tim no one thinks you’re
Tim: just because i cry when watching Queer Eye
Dick: we get it you’re not-
Tim: just because i slept with Kon like a couple times that makes me gay
Dick: you’ve made your point- wait what
Tim: just because i use hair products and can’t sit in a chair properly
Dick: no go back to that last part
Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?
Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.
Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?
Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…
Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?
Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.
Tim: Interesting.
Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.
i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.
like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.
cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:
random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?
jason: hey tim -
cass: wrong.
jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck
cass: nu-uh, this is from cain
jason:
cass:
jason: well this got awkward…
steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe
tim: wrong wayne
steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —
tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you
damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect
tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too
damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement
tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it
lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain
bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…
shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child
tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt
bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian
cass: too late, we’re blood
shiva: see!
Popular art blogger/online artist Damian with fan Maps is awesome
She even commissions him once and Damian,who doesn't really need to or want to only did bc Maps made the coolest idea ever and he just HAD to. Neither notice till Maps shows up with custom keychains he made and they're like the spider man meme
Damian and Maps bestie arc begins trust‼️‼️
OMG SUCH A CUTE IDEA I LOVE IT
JUST A SKETCH OF THEM, I'M SORRY 😭✋‼️✋‼️‼️✋‼️✋‼️✋💖‼️💖‼️
Cuidando de mi hermano mayor. ✨️
jason: why are you looking at me like that?
damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong
jason: what the fuck?
More of my robin and batman comics^^
Anti hero Jon who has an obvious soft spot for the hero Damian
A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨
More dad Bruce comics hehe
Do you think Damian knows just how wanted he was?
Does he know how excited Bruce and Talia were to be parents? To have a baby? They were married and in love and they were going to be a family. They were happy.
Does he know how heartbroken Bruce was when he thought Talia lost the baby? Their baby. Their little prince.
When someone tells him that his dad chose to have his brothers but got stuck with him, I want him to be able to say "No. My Baba wanted me so much from the day he found out Mama was pregnant."
I hope he does. I hope Bruce tells him. I hope Talia reminds him.