Baby Dami

dc characters as shit me and my friends have said part 3 bc my friends and I say insane shit

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Steph: wait so Jason was born ONE MONTH before 9/11

dick: yep

Steph: heh fitting

dick: wtf

Steph: I mean he IS the second robin

dick:

Steph: oh my god they hit the second Robin!

dick: does this make Tim the pentagon

Steph: yes

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(texting, after Damian starts dating Jon)

Tim: texting ur boyfrieennnnndd?

Damian: kys

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Tim: in chem we’re talking abt nuclear reactions and its actually fascinating  Clark: I LOVE NUCLEAR REACTIONS

Clark: I HAD A BRIEF OBSESSION WITH NUCLEAR FUSION IN FIFTH GRADE

Tim: THEYRE SO FASCINATING

Clark: I KNOW RIGHT THAT STUFFS SO COOL

*proceeds to nerd out about nuclear reactions*

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Texting (trust me on this duo okay):

Damian: today’s first art victim is your boy

damian: in full red hood gear for once

Roy: OMG YAY MY GUY

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Damian: my history homework is don’t do heroin

Jon: real

Damian: if you couldn’t guess we’re talking about the opium war

Jon: I have no idea what that is

Damian: the opium war???

Jon: I know the opioid crisis???

Damian: Where Britain shipped a shit ton of opium to China to get addicted to make money off of them? 

Jon: they what

Damian: did- did you not know about that???

Jon: this is your reminder that I have a midwestern public school history education

Damian: right

Jon: they do not like to talk about white peoples wrongs I fear

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Dick: me saying I can be subtle and then proceeding to do the most unsubtle thing ever

Wally: lmao can you ever be subtle

dick: I can!!!

dick: trust!!!

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Jason: if you’re gonna do illegal shit at least be cool about it

Jason: why do people who do illegal shit have no whimsy

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HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

ok now draw nikolai and jon making out

by allah, you people are dogs, i will go on as usual

Hi every time you think tim drake is drinking coffee it's actually weed tea and he's a massive stoner thanks for coming to my ted talk

talk about siblings

this blog hates donald trump

Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?

Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.

Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?

Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…

Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?

Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.

Tim: Interesting.

Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.

Transfem Damian my beloved

Teen titans play strip poker once before it’s banned. This is Nightwing fault as the team finds out he’s very much very wearing a skintight onesie with a jock strap. No one looks him in the eye for a week. Some members turn and walk out when Nightwing is in the room.

He's thinking Miku, Miku, ooh-ee-ooh

I've realized I always draw him in the same pose when he's wearing a hoodie. Damn.

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Oh well, he looks cute anyway