Teen Titans Play Strip Poker Once Before It’s Banned. This Is Nightwing Fault As The Team Finds Out

Jon saying the most absurd, unhinged, out of pocket things to Damian at random because I find the thought hilarious

Damian just minding his own business

Jon, completely unprompted: I kind of wish I could get you pregnant

Damian: Excuses me!?

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Damian quietly reading a book in peace

Jon: Hey Dames are you drinking enough water or do I need to spit in your mouth?

Damian, slowly closing his book, getting up and leaving the room cus what exactly is he supposed to say to that on a random Tuesday afternoon

"tim and cass look alike" hc but my spin on it is that gothamites keep thinking Tim is Bruce's daughter and Cass is Bruce's son

Villain and violent

Infant and innocent

Part 51! If you can't tell, I like to make everyone one of Bruce's exes. It really adds some spice, don't you think?

(Thanks to @dying-isnt-good-for-your-health @pencilofawesomeness and @oneconfusedfeesh for the questions!)

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(Explanation for repost under cut)

Hey, so the last time I posted this I made a really stupid joke about Constantine that, looking back, wasn't really great. I decided that the best way to fix this would be to just reupload the post without that joke because I acknowledge it wasn't great, or even funny in the first place. Thanks for your understanding! I'll be better in the future!

Rough sketch of the gang

1. Dick is ceo of the “protect Damian club”

2. Jason’s wings are a little broken after the joker incident

3. Tim and steph are gossip girls

Colin, Jon, and, Billy simply existing

Maya: ...

Maya: So when did you start attracting white boys?

Damian, slowly realizing that they are all in fact white boys: Oh my god...

Hc that when Jason got adopted and was introduced to the giant ass manor library, he was determined to read every book there(like any reasonable 12 year old would do upon finding out there was a whole ass library in their house) but he needed a way to remember what he thought of the books, and Alfred or Bruce or someone suggested some sort of social media or blog, so Jason made his new super secret social media book review blog

At first it was just another one of those random accounts, until it got more and more followers over time, and Jason expanded from book reviews to just random stuff, and eventually his acc was pretty well known. Only nearly a year into this endeavor(before the acc really got rolling), Jason got his first hater. This hater was Tim, who had discovered the acc while testing his online stalking skills and, still annoyed at the change in Robin, decided to be a little hater about it.

Time went on and the accounts following only grew with everyone knowing about Jason's very dedicated hater that was constantly arguing with him over random shit, either just on website or in dms. Then the acc stopped posting cause Jason, yknow, died.

Some years went by and Jason's acc turned into a little story of "hey you guys remember that one book review acc that made new reviews scarily fast then just dissapeared one day?" "Oh yeah, you remember their super dedicated hater? Such a funny time lolol."

Then the acc came back. And with the accs return came the little hater's return(with Tim now extra hate fueled) and the arguments continued but over time Tim became less and less cruel as his relationship with Jason got better and better(this is an au where they actually yknow, bond and stuff) and eventually, Tim admits to being the hater behind the acc and stops his shenanigans

When someone asks about where Jason's favorite hater went, he just replies "turns out it was my brother the whole fucking time." And Tim, having seen the reply some way or another, would never admit that he teared up a little at being called Jason's brother after so many years of hatred.

rotten 🍅🍋

Damian is very proud of his sleep schedule. He nurtures his body, mind and soul, he wouldn't be able to keep up with their lifestyle if he didn't. And getting enough sleep is a massive part of that.

So when someone messes with his carefully crafted sleep schedule, he gets very pissdd off.

Unfortunately, Tim's self-defense mechanism against Damian's attempts at establishing dominance is forcing the kid to take a nap.

Damian is not amused. He's losing sleep at night because of it.

So, he quickly stops attacking Tim. His schedule is more important.

lmao this is hilarious

"At least there's always Tim"

this fic