Unfinished Mer Au Comic :) Dialogue From @mamawasatesttube

Tim: I'm bi

Jason: Cool. I hooked up with Roy once. Don't tell Dick.

Tim: Jason this is the batfamily group chat

jason: why are you looking at me like that?

damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong

jason: what the fuck?

Red Hood: damn, my jacket has a hole in it

Nightwing, in a joking voice: you know What Else has a hole in it?

Red Hood: *rolls eyes* what?

Nightwing: my side *passes out*

Red Hood: !!!

Damian Wayne would have beautiful bottom lashes

Oh of course he would

And I say that with the cadence of a jealous teenage girl because yeah of course he freaking would. They'd be those pretty manga lashes too, all natural, he doesn't have to anything to them like yeah Damian we get it, you're beautiful 🙄

Batfamily - 530*160

Artist : Lan.C

tim teaching damian what a safe food is and damian just standing like thinking holy shit this is brilliant.

Once again, I bring up how it would be funny if there were Gotham-ized colloquialisms or phrases. Just imagine the opportunities

Police Officer: if we’re efficient we can get these both done, two bats one explosion-

Dick Grayson, neck creaking as he turns around: so help me superman…

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Red Hood’s Goon to another: it’s time to move on from this topic. let’s not beat a dead robin here

Jason: let’s not what a what

Family friendly supersons 🐦🫂

Damian as the primordial being of life and creation and Jon as the primordial being of space and time. They're soulmates and meet in each lifetime even as they lose themselves, hit me up