--they/them//im very horny on the internet but terribly asexual in real life//terribly obsessed with life is strange currently--
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sorry for not putting miguel or peter b or gwen or jess or anyone else
but. on the contrary. this is the focus of my account
i love how everybody had the exact same thought abt viktor's new prototype skin (image description in alt text)
Call it cornplating but I find it funny that Doc Ock just has random folders like these
@vitkmn-erik i found your secret account, you cant hide from me
part time job
becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar
LIKE 4 LATVIAN MINIONS
i made this and i am very proud i made this
Viktor, have some patience — JAYCE IS TRYING HIS BEST!!!
he looks so in a jar puttable and shakeable. i need to put him in a jar so bad,i need to shake the jar for sience, i need to see him fly around in there and get violently concussed, i need to observe his natural behaviour in my jar, pretty please.
jerma985 if he was in the spider-verse
wai - wait, what’re we doing? *reading chat* catch spider-man. catch him. get spider-man. *looks behind himself* guys. do you- do you see - *gestures around behind him at all the spider-people* where we are? you gotta be more specific. *reading chat again* miles morales? who the hell is - oooooh that one. nah. i mean - Miguel is chasing him, and he’s like, really strong right? i’m sure he’ll catch him. it’s not like we all have to - *he sees the big wave of spider-people chasing miles* what the FUCK?!
No because like did Hobie ever say anything incorrect. Like you’re so right babe everything totally is a metaphor for capitalism
Dorohedoro MUD AND SLUDGE + Dorohedoro Sketch Book 'Day Dream Hour' Artbooks 1-5 by Ryōko Kui (Dungeon Meshi) Delicious in Dungeon Adventurer's Bible world guide
Witch Hat Atelier Special Edition Volume 02 + 06 Artbooks Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou - Book of Paintings + Postcard Book "BLAME! and so on" Artbook
The Art of Ponyo The Art of The Wind Rises The Art of Kiki's Delivery Service
The Art of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Miyazaki Moebius exhibition catalog The Art of Moebius
"Der Mond" Neon Genesis Evangelion Artbook "EYES ONLY" SPY×FAMILY Official Fanbook The Art of Fullmetal Alchemist 1 + 2
Elden Ring Art Book Volume 1 - 3 Dark Souls 1-3 Design Works Bloodborne Official Artworks
SEKIRO - SHADOWS DIE TWICE Official Artworks Grimoire Nier + NieR Art – Kazuma Koda Art Collection
The art of Alice Madness Returns SCORN The art of the Game The FLCL Archives
The Art of Metal Gear Solid I - IV - Gallery Works and Studio Works Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse -The Art of the Movie Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse The Art of the Movie
The Artwork of Berserk Alphonse Mucha's "Figures Decoratives" AKIRA Club
The art of Nimona
Here's a link to the entire collection, in case any of the individual links are broken.
This post will also be edited as more Artbooks are added, check this link for the up-to-date version.
alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.
we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!
here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.
and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.
and y'know what? good call on that one guys.
tagged by @actuallytris psppspsps
fav colour: purple
last song: Käfer - Leftovers (im gonna make the most diabolical edit to this song you wont believe it)
last movie: uhh maybe american psycho??
last tv show: ENA if that counts, i rewatched that after playing dream bbq, otherwise probably arcane
sweet, spicy, savoury? sweet, but like cinnamon sugar type sweet
relationship status: taken (HI BABE ISHSJHSHSHS)
last google search: "bow hades" im trying to fulfill the prophecy of getting all upgrades for the bow and i needed to check what the last one i need isnt compatible with
current obsession: arcane and life is strange. im trying hard not to think about life is strange so i wont get sad and start playing but then i watched a painticus video and he said life is strange and i-💥
looking forward to: deltarune comes out in june⁉️⁉️⁉️ crazy. also dokomi this year :>>
no pressure tags: @gandalfbugnaturals
Pause screen overlays from ENA: Dream BBQ
i am very normal about the italian creature (he's a lesbian to me)
damn you should be saying stuff like that, thats really controversial
Pretend I wrote sth insanely funny right here
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the way the riot made us think this was going to be a whole arc but it just ended up being a montage that lasted like 3 minutes max is absolutely CRIMINAL
going crazy, hyperventilating, crying, planning our wedding, HI SEVIKA
ARCANE | Sevika Design Explorations | Anna Nikonova
the school system is like "violently push this unnecessary knowledge into your head or I'm going to beat you to death with a stick."
your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
ok you guys really need to hear me out on this but a beautiful butch would fix maddie
German literary periods ranked from worst to best
5. Weimarer Klassik (1786-1832) - go suck Goethes dick
4. Realismus (1848-1890) - maybe you could imply even less that you want social change? I could have almost seen a glimpse of class consciousness somewhere below the sub-sub-text
3. Romantik (1795-1840) - yall didnt even try to say anything, you were just horny on main for fairies and honestly? i respect that
2. Naturalismus (1880-1900) - now we are getting somewhere!! this period is Friedrich Engels approved
1. Expressionismus (1900-1930) - drugged, mentally unstable and painfully aware of the world burning <33 but also. mayybe. what if we all held hands?. and there were a lot of colours?..
computer, show me jayce and viktor kissing on the mouth. show me jeyc and vikor having gay sex. show me jake and voctor getting it on. computer? computer, can you hear me?
is this tumblr enough
mostly jayvik plus a couple extra doodles
the squad is assembled, welcome to the website with one singular cishet guy on it (hi @actuallytris )
Tumblr more like no more tumbling elons balls