Like Im Not Even A Lesbian But When I See A Butch Relief And Respect Washes Over Me Like How I Presume

i want to do a million things at once. I want to study, read, watch tv, relax, listen to music, sing and run all at once. it feels like there’s never enough time to do anything.

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry. 

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

emitting absolutely treacherous vibes right now so the people walking in the classroom don't sit next to me

When I did my hobbies I used to often think "man, I'm so glad I have all my limbs and fingers" but then I felt I was overly attached to my limbs and that could be problematic

me to my girlfriend even though it's mostly because she dislocated her knee in 5th grade and it was such an intense story my brother told me about it and I just held onto that information until I actually met and talked to her five years later

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

sucks the edamame good and hard thru its pod

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard