Emitting Absolutely Treacherous Vibes Right Now So The People Walking In The Classroom Don't Sit Next

“people who have never left their home towns are so small minded and boring” is something I wish we could leave behind because on one hand it’s an incredibly classist statement (what if they don’t have the money to leave? what if they have family obligations? why is the default to call them uninteresting when they didn’t have the funds or privilege to go to school or travel?) and on the other………….have we considered that some ppl are happy? that keeping roots in the soil you were born, staying in a community that nourishes you, isn’t embarrassing or shameful?

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

There’s always a little truth behind “just kidding”, a little knowledge behind “I don’t know”, a little emotion behind “I don’t care”, and a little pain behind “It’s okay”.

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when I THINk I'm just watching a video of a beautiful woman with an ethereal dress and light in her eyes but alas. it's an advertisement.

get a roommate they said. well now she makes my period come early so that was kind of rude

when you’re staring into the pasta water thinking i bet it wouldn’t even hurt if i stuck my hand in there that’s the angel talking

When I did my hobbies I used to often think "man, I'm so glad I have all my limbs and fingers" but then I felt I was overly attached to my limbs and that could be problematic

I think the most effective rebuttal in an internet argument is to just straight up start writing fan fiction about you and them kissing