Virginhater - Mildly Evil

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

get a roommate they said. well now she makes my period come early so that was kind of rude

doing research before going outside

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

emitting absolutely treacherous vibes right now so the people walking in the classroom don't sit next to me

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*