I'm Small And I Have Gay Tendencies

baby cat wear pants

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

I’m so happy for them

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“dark academia” which, as we all know, is when boy makes himself gargoyle-on-top-of-an-old-building-shaped

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

write hard and clear,

about what hurts.

Yknow what? Very true

Also? I know I’ve made jokes before about the plot lines of some of the more popular books in this genre, because there are lots of aspects of said plots that I find silly/ just not for me/ too full of tropes that reinforce harmful ideas about gender,,, but damn the margin between calling erotica plotlines silly or “cringey” versus accidentally shaming women for expressing their sexuality is uhhhh very small actually — I’m gonna remember to be nice the next time someone tells me about their cishet alien/werewolf/mafia whatever book porn & u should too

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

What if I told you that sometimes, religion is transmasc pussy, what then?

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out