I Hope Every Health Insurance Exec Dies From Painful And Preventable Disease

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

aye it's nov 5th pass me the destiel

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Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it