Self Portrait As The Artist!!!!!! Using A Purple, Magenta, Green, And Yellow Acrylic Ink On Light Pink

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

anyone else give themselves dread for seemingly no reason? who here accidentally manifests dread from time to time? any dreadbringers online?

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

good cat

Masha The Hero