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i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

girls learn to watch themselves in third person so they can constantly fix their laugh and smile and hair and dancing and speech in hopes they can transform into a different person that someone will love and girls fear that if anyone sees them in their most candid self then they will be deemed unlovable and I’m so exhausted from practicing my smile in the mirror but girls also know that the ability to be loved is synonymous with their worth

Is there room for two? 😇

Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay.

are you a hair up or hair down kinda person? horror movie or a rom-com? do you like coffee or tea? are you moon or sun? park or coffee shop? romantic love or platonic love?

Tagged by @multifandom-hoes

I just deleted about 6800/7040 pictures of my phone, and I have this one but I can’t remember why or who he is🤷🏼‍♀️

i’m going to go jump of a cliff now bc i can’t deal with this man 🥵🥵

tagged by: @naminalati

tagging: @h1ghraomgworld , @multifandom-hoes , @dearbeommie , @defpark , @bestdamnnight & the user reading this

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collections agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

At the moment, I have never related to anything more. This is spot on! You are a genius!

maybe the reason some of us have rly bad luck is bc we never reblog those “reblog in the next 35 seconds or u get back luck for the next 15 yrs” posts

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

The best part of Eurovision is their deliberate effort to include people who are often automatically excluded from things. That and the pure joy of finally getting to exclude Americans from something. 

*wrapping you in a blanket* stop putting yourself down sweetie.

“But it’s tru-”

*handing you a cookie* maybe, but it still doesn’t help you at all, not to recover or to feel better

“But I don’t know how to be positive about mysel-”

*putting the kettle on* right, that’s because it’s really hard and not something that enough kids are actively taught. You have to start in the neutral, with statements like “I am a person” or “this is what I made today,” or finding tiny things you like about yourself, like your eyes or your music taste or the way you leave long comments on fan fiction or how you can always get dogs to trust you.

“But sometimes I mess up or I forge-”

*putting tea leaves in the tea pot* of course you do, that’s human nature, and healing isn’t linear. Don’t put yourself down about that imperfection either, just decide to try again tomorrow.

“But I don’t deserve to feel bette-”

*pouring hot water into the teapot* all human beings deserve basic respect and the ability to live their lives, and being kind to yourself will almost certainly help you be kind to others and become an even better person.

“But I-”

*handing you a cup of tea* baby, listen, there are no objections. You deserve good things and that includes good thoughts in your head — that’s a gift you can grant yourself with time. I believe in you. Hug?

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

fucks sake

Which Baby Are You?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

When The Signs Have a Crush on You 💓🙈✨

Aries: Low-key in ur face, always wanting to be where u are but pretending they aren’t THAT interested… 😏 It may be a little too obvi if they really like u and they won’t shy away from making a move on u. They try to act chill tho but u’ll be the only thing that melts them. 💗

Taurus: Slowly figuring u out because they need to make sure they can be comfortable around u. They will blush very easily tho but may be quiet around u. They may spoil u or do things for u (they don’t do shit for no one it’s always ‘do it urself’) but for u… they’ll change that. 😉

Gemini: Will try to make u laugh and laugh at all ur jokes. 💗 They might actually let YOU speak!!! Could kind of be show-offs tho but it’s cute. They’ll probably tell u all of their secrets without even realising it and they’ll want to hang out a lot.

Cancer: Nice and soft with u + extra friendly and careful. They’ll be there for u even in little situations because they care, may be shy…☺️Buy u food hahaha! They’ll want to be the one u go to hug when ur sad so their going to hint that they REAAALLLYYY care!

Leo: Will show off and make sure ur watching but will play it off like their naturally like that. They’ll try to charm u with compliments but u have to show them ur interested (if u are) or they’ll ghost u. 💀 Bit cocky around but probably scared/anxious around u bc their softies.

Virgo: Funny af around u but also really shy, not that quiet tho. They’ll study u from afar and do their research!! 😂 You won’t really be able to tell they like u bc they have a poker face tbh. After a while they’ll probably make their move on u if their crush becomes more serious.

Libra: THEY DON’T HIDE IT! Will test u and push ur buttons tho to see how u react. You’ll probably know they like u bc they’ve told everyone and u heard it from someone else..🤫 Their the ride or die type and they defend u whenever!!! They’ll literally fist fight a bitch if someone messes w/ u…

Scorpio: Okay… they think their mysterious but in all honestly if a Scorpio likes u, u will DEFINITELY know. Their kinda obsessed with u and u can see it in their eyes. Scorpio eyes give them away. And their probs creepin on u rn hehe

Sagittarius: Ohhhh my god… honestly they’ll tell u to ur face they like u and then literally not show it. But they do. They just…. live in the moment and if ur not there in the moment ur not on their mind. Their mind wanders. But if they realllllyyyy like u. Ur about to have some really interesting convos. They’ll tell u crazy shit to impress u..

Capricorn: THEY DON’T SHOW IT SKDHKSKA-. No but they MIGHT let u borrow their pen … they’ll sit with ur friends but be 10 seats away but to them that’s ‘getting to know u.’ 😤 But if they want u, their determination will get them where they wanna be with u, but be prepared for long term.

Aquarius: They’ll be low-key up front but in a very subtle way bc they don’t play games and they need to be sure if u. If they ask u what u think of things, or they start being more themselves around u it’s a good sign they like u. 😇

Pisces: Their romantic, they probably draw u secretly, and they blush easily. They may not make any moves tho, and they could keep a distance bc they don’t want the version of u they’ve created in their head to be ruined. They have a relationship with u in their dreams and their okay with just that ahah.. But if u want it to be reality u have to make the move. ☁️☁️☁️

if u want a Love Reading by me direct message me for details or check blog :) 💗✨ xoxo

What do you think?

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

Maybe this is something for you @prettywordsyouleft, or is it to much Jinyoung at the moment? 😅😄

It is a good story😄

Hey what's up I have a request, quite detailed Jinyoung au. Officer Park. You're a university student who just moved out of her dorm and now leaves by herself. The night you move you're packing things away when you trip moving some floor boards out of the way to find a dead body. Of course you call the police to and here comes office Park and his partner. Officer Park offers to stay at nights to ensure your safety, you kind of cosy up to him through those night, bring him coffee and food.1/3

Until one night he accidental falls asleep on your couch and is woken up by a crashing sound and he catches the person who you think is the murderer but he’s not. He’s just a petty thief paid by the real murderer to go steal in something from your house. Officer Park stops coming to your house but you visit him with a gift as a thank you and that’s where he asks you on a date which ends in some fun time. 2/3

The murder decides to strike not knowing Park is there as they weren’t at the station when he asked her on a date. The murderer is Park'sk partner. He gets up to go to the bathroom when he hears someone walking downstairs. He goes to check it out and they end up in a scuffle and the reader has to be the one to save officer park. It’s long Ik 3/3

Uhhhhh….that sounds like a movie! Really good prompt but I don’t think I’m qualified 😭

Kyungso! Which reminds me that I need to read, @prettywordsyouleft 4 part Kyungsoo serie. I have had that one on hold for too long 😶

DISPATCH HAS CAUGHT YOU WITH AN IDOL AND ARE ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!

Reblog this post with the most recent photo of an idol to see who you were caught with

A Dog’s Life.

Wh..what? 😶😦😯😮... 🤤🤤

hoLd Up bOi caLm down💀

Bang yongguk

Is the most attractive man ever😍

Reblog if you agree

Here you go with another post with some words in Korean ! Hope I hadn’t already posted these in my three other posts !

Ships requests are still open as well as the imagines requests !

Feels like I can relate to most of them😅

types of girls : pretty french words edition 🕊

aurore (dawn); stays up late, doesn’t say their deepest thoughts, quiet but their presence is warm, disappears to recharge, likes love letters & mornings

bisou (kiss); gets crushes easily but may fear intimacy, loves soft things, cares a lot about what others think, wants love more than anything

sourire (smile); always tries to be happy, friends with everyone, prefers movies over books, talks a lot, radiant smile, hard-working, gives the best hugs

ange (angel); daydreams a lot, loves fashion & aesthetics, wishes they were a flower, loves affection, pure-hearted, moody, glowy skin and hair

espoir (hope); seems calm, takes long showers, strong-minded, loud laugh, likes pet names & cliché things, will be there for you, loves new beginnings

sirène (mermaid); scared of being alone, carefree, loves the moon, bilingual, mood changes like the weather, sad most of the time, a bit mysterious