He Learns That He Doesn't Have To Pretend To Be White Anymore And He's Promptly Hit With Emotions Like

He learns that he doesn't have to pretend to be white anymore and he's promptly hit with emotions like a bag of bricks to the face.

On one hand, he's completely elated. He can actually be himself, have his curly hair and accent and mannerisms, etc, and NOT have to worry about being hatecrimed/having his reputation ruined. And on top of that, he can make fun of white people???? Let's Fucking Go

On the other hand, Ouch, Oh No, He Is Feeling Emotions. It's probably a lot to realize that you don't have to hide yourself anymore after doing it for over a fucking century. He's hit with the realization in front of the others and he just like,,,freezes. Kind of wide-eyed and someone asks if he's okay and he just kind of deflects like Yes, I Am Always Fine 100% Of The Time, Why Do You Ask

He's not though. He actually feels like he's on the verge of crying because of how utterly OVERWHELMING the influx of emotion is, but of course he doesn't say that. Never in a million years because - again - Ew, Emotions

Then he goes up to his room and DOES start crying because he was just hit with the realization that yes, his hair is curly, but he doesn't actually know how to take care of it. He can straighten it, but that's about it, which Hurts. Over 100 years of pretending to be a white man, and once he finally doesn't have to anymore, Alastor realizes that he doesn't actually know how to be his real self. And maybe he did once, or maybe he NEVER knew how. Either way, it Hurts and feels Bad and Awful

I like the idea that Alastor is so Not with the times that he doesn't realize that racism isn't as prevalent as it used to be. (Still around but definitely not like before.)

He's been straightening his hair and putting on a Specific Accent for the past century trying so hard to be white-passing, not having realized that not many people would bat an eye anymore towards his curls. Hell, some people would swoon if he Talked Southern to them.

I want him to be punched in the face with the realization that he doesn't really NEED to do that anymore. Like, maybe a hotel guest calls him a cracker and he's genuinely taken aback that you can make fun of white people for being white and NOT fear mass persecution. (And also low-key offended/disgusted to be mistaken for a caucasian man, despite deliberately trying to pass as white. He knows it doesn't make sense, shut up.)

Alastor: Vaggie.

Vaggie: Uh, what?

Alastor: One of our guests accused me of being a "lily white" man. Like it's an insult. Have I missed something or is pretending to be a white man not a valid survival technique anymore?

Vaggie: ... Why are you pretending to be a white man?

Alastor:

Alastor: The fact that you're asking me that tells me SO much.

On the flip side, the realization that he can make fun of white people now becomes Alastor's FAVORITE modern development. His next radio broadcast easily becomes his most popular showing on account of him roasting Vox's privileged white ass.

He's become Hip With The Kids.

(He's quietly thrilled by the new following he receives. This would have NEVER happened during his era.)

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1 year ago

Sometimes, I think we all just forget that Halt is in fact a huge fucking Nerd™. Think about it.

All the stuff he knows about history and culture and languages and geography, and just about anything he can get his hands on. It is especially mentioned in the first four books, like when Horace is trying to avoid a history lecture from Halt - and he is so familiar with them that he can tell just from the tone Halt is using that he's about to start one.

Halt just genuinely enjoys learning about the world around him, and I think that is awesome. It's nice to be reminded every now and then that Halt is just super smart. Tactics, cultures, food, plants, law in other countries - you name it and he probably knows a good bit about it. Even art! He's always the one to do artistic stuff (Shield emblems, writing out and making seals for documents (forged, obviously), making weapons and disguises and acting - whatever is needed, he's got it covered. And you know that if he doesn't know about something, he is sure as all hell going to learn.

Just wanted to bring that up, remember to incorporate things like that into writing, it's a pretty neat character trait that never actually gets touched on.


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2 months ago

Posting this here so I remember to do it later

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.


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9 months ago

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

look, I know it's late, but I just finished watching this movie (again), and you CANNOT convince me that I'm the only one who's thought this. Tell me I'm wrong, if Halt were to ever be animated (with a better haircut) he would look EXACTLY like this:

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

Ballister, my beloved, this man is just Halt in another timeline. I mean come on. Any scene where he's hugging younger Will? Bam:

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

Halt and Crowley being gay? Boom, feast your eyes:

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

AND

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

And of course:

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

And obviously, you can't forget the ever allusive Halt Smile:

Animated Halt O'Carrick Concept

I swear, I'm so emo for this thought that now refuses to leave my head. I thought about this the first time I watched the movie, and I'm still thinking it. I refuse to picture Halt any other way now, and no one can stop me. If you're on the train, you better be fucking COMMITTED because we're going to the end of the tracks with this, baby


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5 months ago

hi, i just wanted to say i loved your newest fic <3

also the hazbin groupchat was hilarious. the way you write the characters was so fun to read XDDD

Thank you so much! And I promise, I should be able to get the last chapter for "Growing Fawned of You" out soon, I just had to take a temporary hiatus for work. The group chat fic should also hopefully see an update sometime soon


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1 year ago

This little shit's been haunting my dash for days, so I figured I'd contribute to the cause

This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause
This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause
This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause
This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause
This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause
This Little Shit's Been Haunting My Dash For Days, So I Figured I'd Contribute To The Cause

You know the drill, click the pictures for better quality, yadda yadda yadda

He's so terrible, I love him so much. I can't believe this little shit is the first fanart I'll ever post, wtf.


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8 months ago
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Who doesn't enjoy a good chat fic? This is mostly some blurbs for when I hit a roadblock on my WIPs (looking at you Therapy Pig series) in order to avoid the dreaded Total Writer's Block

Will update randomly though I currently have about 4 chapters written out. I'm just giving myself time between posting to make more chapters and work on other WIPs

These assholes have so much unhinged potential if everyone would just stop being COWARDS about it

Edit: Chapters 2 through 8 are posted


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1 year ago
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is a platonic SFW tickle fic, and if that isn't your cup of tea, kindly keep scrolling.

TW: it does get kind of intense but that's because Alastor is an idiot (lovingly) who doesn't know how to shut tf up, and Lucifer is a petty bastard who has been banned from completely disintegrating this deer twink.


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7 months ago

Imagine Charlie and Alastor visit Rosie one day and Rosie just casually drops, "Hey, remember that time Zestial swaddled you during an overlord meeting?" And now Alastor has to either explain what happened to Charlie and live with the embarrassment, or let her come to her own - likely much more embarrassing - conclusions and spread them around the hotel 😭

When Zestial Gets Fed Up
When Zestial Gets Fed Up
When Zestial Gets Fed Up
When Zestial Gets Fed Up

When Zestial gets fed up


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1 year ago

Halt, frustrated: Oh fuck me!

Crowley: I thought you'd never ask


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1 year ago

I have more followers, but only by 3

Open tags :)

Reblog and tell me if you follow more people than you have followers or if you have more followers than you follow people.

On my main account I have more followers. On this account I don't.

Tag some people if you want. Anyone else can do it too.

@aseikh @an1d10t @burnin0akleaves @ciarasombre @daily-crowley @fuckyeahmercury @fuckyeahgoodomens @fuckyeahizzyhands @fennecfoxdavid @good-omens-memes-everyday @gwynithh @hansoeii @h3rb1eherb @h4nn4hra @iwanttobepersephone @i-am-a-fish @incorrect-rangers-quotes @lackadaisycats @lackadaisycats @millietalksra @neil-gaiman @name-s-are-not-important @nineteen-rats @pukicho @prideknights @putting-kinger-in-places @pickle-bandits @redrose-arrow @rushingheadlong @ramimedleyakadbdannoyingnancy @rangerthursday11 @solarishashernoseinabook @starburstsobsessions @thelastranger @theravenlyn-art @theacecouple @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @vilewile @void-occupation @wilwheaton @woman-becomer @ask-lord-morgarath

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