Oof Okay This Is Just Me Being A Tad Frustrated Overall But:

It's always how are you and never

 I would have come for you, and if i couldn't walk, i'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing, because that's what we do, we never stop fighting.

DARKLINA ✨🖤

SHADOW AND BONE (2021 — )

1x05 - SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE

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Oh to be Jessie (Alina)

aaaaAAAAaah? what would dating alex summers be like, maybe a head canon or whatever ur feelin but please.,,... please. i love that boy sm

can i just say lucas till/alex is like the hottest man meat made on land and oh my god i had this fucking huge crush on him in first class i mean damn a broken man who clearly has trust issues and a little misunderstood and a bit of an ass who means well but sdgHFUCKING LOOK AT HIM THAT SEXY SMIRK - 

- let’s get this straight. he’s a fucking pre-schooler okay. like, he looks like he could eat you up like you’re a FINE ASS FRENCH DESSERT but he’s literally that one shitty punk in kindergarten who pulls on your pigtails to tell you that he likes you

- a fucking real life tsundere like how does this even happen

- please be forewarned that if he insults you he probably likes you

- like “hah you’re so short babe you could be my armrest” or “man your eyes are fucking huge” or “your hair is a messs HAHAHAHAHA”

- translation: “you’re really cute i like how short you are and no i didn’t mean to offend you!!!” “i love your eyes they’re so big and beautiful i feel like i can drown in them” “god i love your fucking hair it looks like you just got fuc -”

- tries to act like a “bad boy” but is actually a dorky little shit who tries to act cool to impress you but just comes off as shy little jock who just wants to protect his friends

- lemme tell you thIS BOI IS A FUCKING MESS AROUND YOU GOSH PLS PROTEC HIM - 

- “alex? you okay? you’re really red” “m-MEE??? RED??? don’t be dumb it’s just the lighting ahHAHAAHAHAH” “you’re burning up too” “?????i have cancer”

- is SUPER AWKWARD AROUND YOU LIKE - 

- not just “oh-i-kinda-broke-your-window-with-my-laser-powers” awkward but “peter-maximoff-trying-to-tell-erik-he’s-his-son” awkward

- literally took him six fucking months to tell you he’s in love with you

- “oh hey alex, whats up?” “u-u-uh n-nothing j-just wanted to t-tell you that I-l-l-l-love -” “???” “ - PEANUTS. I LOVE PEANUTS” 

- even when he finally confessed to you it still takes him another six months to find the balls to tell it to you again

- tries to act cool around you during target practice except he gets distracted by you bending over and fucking blasts a hole the size of the Hulk onto the wall

- “professor i didn’t mean -” “i’m not even mad, i’m just impressed”

- professor charles blushes every time he skims through alex’s mind because it’s literally full of teenage hormones and fantasies about his face in between your thighs lmao

- alex is VERY paranoid about his affections

- like it’s not like he’s ashamed of you being affectionate with him but he’s properly terrified of feeling overwhelmed and losing control of his powers and blasting you into fucking road kill

- “are you implying you get turned on from hugs?” “….” “……alex?”

- alex summers is the ultimate stereotype of an overly-protective boyfriend

- “oh my god alex did you get into a fight again???” “…he was looking at you funny” “aLEX HE WAS ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS” “HE WAS LOOKING YOU UP I’M SORRY THAT I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR SAFETY”

- he has his cute moments. stares at you with his face flushing red and lacing his rough, calloused fingers through yours and pressing your foreheads together and trying his best to control himself from starting something with you

- “hehe, alex you’re really warm” “…..shut up babe”

- again i will reiterate: he considers you one of the best things he’s ever had since solitary confinement and will literally fucking fight for you 

- “that’s cute and all but i’m not ignoring the fact that you tried to toast bread with a laser” “….seriously?” “seriously, alex. use a fucking toaster”

- when he’s going through a bad drean he pulls you into his chest and wraps his arms around yours and just holds you close and noses his face into your neck and doesn’t let up until he falls asleep

- you’ve told him how much your heart flutters when you see him smile or smirk and he uses it against you every time he’s about to lose an argument

- “…that’s not fair you know i can’t deny you when you do THAT” “get used to it, babe :)”

- there are times when he just rambles on and jokes about dumb stuff like hank’s feet or erik’s smile but most of the time he goes radio silent and doesn’t want to do anything else but just hang around you

- you find it a little strange but when he’s with you he just sits in a corner and reads a book and only looks up in panic when you’re about to leave

- “….i like hanging around you….it feels nice.” “well i’m gonna go and make a sandwich, wanna come?” “….okay”

- likes cornering you and pinning you against the wall and smirking at you just to see your reaction

- you always give him this impassive “seriously alex?” look every time he tries that and he fucking stAMMERS and BLUSHES and he’s like “fuck my life why did i do that now i look like a total fucking loser -” and almost doesn’t realize it when you lean up to him and press a chaste kiss to his lips

- he just fucking stares jaw-slacked at you as you flick his nose and go “i don’t mind you acting like bad boy havok but i think i like my cute dorky alex summers better” and fucking walks off with a sashay to your hips and alex just outright staring at your ass while touching his lips with his fingers 

- he chases you and kisses you so hard you hit your head afterwards lmao

fuck i love him

Prompt List

1. “I should go.”

  “Or you could stay a little longer.”

2. “Emergency dance party?”

3. “Okay, I know I’m evil and all that jazz, but I have standards too.”

4. “I’d punch you, but that’d ruin your perfect face.”

5. “Please remember that I love you.”

6. “You are actually Satan, oh my god.”

7. “Why are you aggressively stripping?”

8. “Wow, I am so in love with you… just wow.”

9. “I can’t trust you anymore.”

8. “(Y/N) no-”

  “(Y/N) YES.”

10. “Listen, do you want to face the wrath of a 7 year old girl?”

11. “I’m fine, stop asking me that.”

12. “I totally let you win.”

13. “Because i’m Batman? Duh?”

14. “Oh, wow… jeez, holy crap, wow you are so pretty.”

15. “Ow, oka- OW, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW?!”

16. “I can’t be in love with you! I have a reputation to uphold!”

17. “Accio!”

   “Babe… you’re not actually a wizard.”

18. “Oooh, kinky~.”

19. “Say something!”

20. “You know I can’t do this without you.”

21. “Guess who broke their nose! Me. It’s me. I broke my nose.”

22. “So is this intentional, or…?”

23. “AHHH! Kill it! Kill it! For Christ’s sake kill it!!”

24. “I think I’m adorable.”

25. “I am so lucky to have you. You’re wonderful. I love you. Okay bye.”

26. “I’m sorry, you don’t understand how bad I feel about this.”

27. “Jesus! What the hell, I thought you were dying!”

30. “You’re allowed to be happy, y’know.”

31. “Don’t be alarmed. I’m going to kiss you.”

32. “I’m trying to hate you. I now realize that was a stupid idea.”

33. “You have fanfiction eyes. How is that even possible?!”

34. “Do us both a favour and leave me alone.”

35. “Where do we go from here?”

36. “Off, off, off! You’re getting crumbs on my bed.”

37. “Who do you think you are?”

38. “We did it! We actually did it!”

39. “That’s rough buddy.”

40. “You know I love you, but stop making me into memes.”

41. “I didn’t say KILL him!”

42. “So… this is a date, yeah?”

43. “Did I do it wrong?”

44. “Please don’t leave me.”

45. “I made a promise and I’ll be damned if I don’t keep it.”

46. “Here! Let me kiss it better.”

47. “ ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fine,’  you said.”

48. “I forgive you.”

49. “Haha, suckers!”

50. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but you are literally the most beautiful person that has and will ever walk the Earth.”

51. “Oh nothing, just planning on overthrowing the current king of England.”

“There is no king of England?”

52. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting that…”

53. “What is happening right now?”

54. “Wait you were serious?”

55. “Let’s be honest. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

57. “Mine.”

58. “Would I ever lie?”

59. “Lets poke it with a stick!”

   “Do NOT poke it!”

60. “Stop looking at me like that.”

61. “Can you please just talk to me like a normal person?!”

62. “Some things are meant to be.”

63. “My hero~!”

64. “Did you just grab my ass?”

65. “You have powers?”

66. “You taste like raspberries.”

67. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything.”

68. “If you tell anybody, no one will find your remains.”

69. “C’mon give me a chance!”

70. “I can’t breathe right now!”

71. “Here, take my jacket.”

72. “You’re wrong and I’m gonna prove it.”

73. “I-I’m not c-crying, shut up.”

74. “This was your idea!”

75. “You so owe me for this!”

76. “You’re my soulmate?”

77. “Quick, hide in that closet!”

78. “Shit, that’s a lot of blood…”

79. “I love you, I love you, I love you, oh my gosh I love you!”

80. “Get off your cute ass and help me!”

81. “I’m sorry I upset you.”

82. “I’ve watched every episode of Hell’s Kitchen, of course I know how to cook.”

84. “You just tried to kill me!”

85. “You… you drugged my coffee?!”

86. “Listen, that is definitely not normal.”

87. “Do you miss her?”

88. “Last time I am ever get into the car with you!”

89. “We should totally make out now.”

90. “Come here.”

    “Why?”

    “Just come here.”

    “No! You’re gonna do something, I know it!”

91. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

92. “You dared me to!”

    “I didn’t think you’d actually do it!”

93. “You… you wouldn’t understand, okay?”

94. “This is all your fault.”

95. “It’s lonely here without you.”

96. “That wasn’t subtle. Like at all.”

97. “You can’t hide in your room forever.”

98. “Maybe I just really like you!”

99. “You’re my home now.”

100. “Didn’t know you wanted to get into my pants that badly.”

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and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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CRIMSON AND BLACK | KAZ BREKKER

FREDDY EVENT, send in requests for any of Freddy Carter's characters (NOT the man himself (= no Freddy Carter (the real person) x readers), only his characters)!! The event will be on for an indefinite time, if you're unsure, see if the event post is pinned. If it is, then it's still on. (Other requests are open too, but they go to my normal to-do list which I'm not able to start doing anytime soon)

Summary: Y/N has suffered a lot since her childhood, making her to be someone children were scared to see in Ketterdam. Then she meets someone who she can finally relate to, and that feeling wants to grow into something more. requested by anon

Pairing: Kaz Brekker x fem!reader

Characters: Y/N (female), Kaz Brekker, mentions about the Crows + mentions about Jordie, Pekka Rollins and reader's parents.

Warnings: trauma, mentions of violence, death, blood, descriptions of torture, I also used some exact dialogue from the book at one part because of a Marvelous Plot Twist™. Also they are in their 20's at the end of the fic because of the show.

Word count: 1.6k

Ever since you were born, your parents had been gathering money to move away from Ketterdam. Move somewhere safer to raise you. Your mother had become pregnant accidentally, they weren't meaning to have kids - not in that age, they were barely 19 when they had you. But they kept you, falling in love with you the moment they saw you. You were poor, but a happy family anyway.

Finally, when you were nine years old, your parents found a solution. A kind merchant had offered to help you move to Ravka, have land, enough food for the rest of your lives and the most important of all, you'd be safe from all those filthy criminals that tormented Ketterdam. You'd get a happy childhood, the one your parents had always dreamed of you to have.

Hope had gotten the best of them, and the man turned out to be a very skillful conman, and soon you found yourselves at the street, penniless and hungry. The greed of Ketterdam had swallowed your happiness and later, after the Plague taking them, you had swore for revenge against the man who had tricked you.

Robbert van Delden, the name would sit as tight in your head that it could as well be tattooed in your brain for as long as it needed. Until you'd get him killed by your own gun - no, blade. You wanted to make him suffer for as long as possible. You wanted his life to end in agony, his blood coating the walls as you'd beat him and slash him, hearing his screams, begs of mercy, finally him begging you to just kill him. But you wouldn't, you'd torture him until he wouldn't have the strength to scream anymore, and then leave him there to bleed out, or to die from thirst or hunger. You would have gotten your revenge.

And then maybe you wouldn't feel so empty inside anymore. Maybe you could even move on after that. It was the only thing that kept you going anymore. To take down that monster called Robbert van Delden once and for all.

You met a boy your age not long after who had gone through a lot too. You told him about van Delden, and he, in return, told you about Hertzoon. You figured that Ketterdam had a lot of twisted merchants, maybe van Delden and Hertzoon had even worked together, due to so similar and calculated pattern.

You learned the boy was named Kaz, and you introduced yourself as well, and so you began working together. You tricked people, Kaz had found out that he was really skilled with cards and lockpicking, and taught you too. You stole food together, two minds thinking better than just one. The only difference with your personality and wit was that he didn't stand touch, where you had no problem with it. You bought a pair of leather gloves for him just so he'd stand it just a little bit better, and soon you two were known for being so young, but with your skills being extraordinary. People had tried to offer you a place in their gangs, but you had always said no, you planned to kill those two merchants that had ruined your lives, help each other hunt them down, and then leave Ketterdam. Maybe you'd stay together, maybe you'd separate after that, but the main focus was to kill van Delden and Hertzoon.

Despite all your will to have revenge, neither of you didn't think to actually meet the merchants ever again - until one day, years after living in streets with Kaz, you saw him. Van Delden stood there at the shop, and Kaz seemed to freeze too when he saw him. Without even thinking, you both pushed through the crowd, but were stopped by a giant bruiser.

"Shop's closed." he grunted at you, looking at Kaz and you, probably noticing the identical storms in your eyes.

"I can see it's open." Kaz growled at the big guy.

"You'll have to wait."

Kaz was starting to lose the last of his patience, as he growled, "I need to see Jakob Hertzoon."

The brute raised his eyebrows. "Who?"

Kaz looked at him with eyes that would have scared you if he looked at you like that. He looked like he could have stabbed the brute right there as his hand shot out to point at the window, and you noticed he was pointing at van Delden - and you understood. "Jakob fucking Hertzoon. I want to talk to him."

The bruiser looked at you two like you were out of your minds. "Get your head straight, lad. That ain't no Hertzoon. That's Pekka Rollins. Want to get anywhere at the Barrel, you'd best learn his name. Now get out of here, both of you."

Kaz pursed his lips, clearly wanting to keep arguing. But instead, he took a few breaths and then turned around, disappearing into the crowd again. You followed, trying to keep up with Kaz. You had seen him angry before, but now he looked more furious than ever before.

You had walked through the streets for a while, not talking, Kaz trying to let his steaming anger out the best he could. When he finally stopped by your squat, legs basically quivering from all the walking, you had gone inside and sat down with him, offering him a drink which he accepted.

"They were both Pekka Rollins," you mumbled after a few minutes of you sitting there quietly. "They're all the same person."

Kaz turned to look at you slowly, frowning slightly. "What?"

"Van Delden. Hertzoon. Rollins. They're the same person."

Suddenly, it dawned to him too. That's why it had been so similar pattern, how in sync they had acted. Rollins knew how to charm fools - children, parents, every poor person. Milk all the money he could possibly get off of people, and use their trust to trick them. It didn't matter who got hurt.

You both laid awake that night on your makeshift beds that were closer than most at the squat, but not too close. You could have used each other's warmth, but you always respected Kaz's boundaries with everything. So you were just staring at the roof quietly, planning what to do next. Eventually, you came into a conclusion that it would be the best to join a gang - Dregs, to be exact. Become equals to Rollins, feared, ruthless, respected. The kinds children would be scared with so they would not run off too far. So that day, you went straight to the Slat, asked to see Per Haskell and joined the Dregs. You'd be rising in ranks in no time - your hate and will for revenge would take care of it.

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It had been ten years from that moment, and everything had gone like you planned. You both were Per Haskell's right hands, running the business for him. Most respected you more than they respected Haskell - only newbies didn't, because they hadn't seen you in action.

You were always buried in work together, planning for heists. Inej came by every once in a while, providing you information about your new target for a heist before slipping away again. Over the years, you had gathered a group of the most trusted people and called yourselves the Crows. You were closely working together, often pulling heists only by the seven of you.

But at some point of your partnership, after working so closely with Kaz - you had noticed you had developed new feelings for him, past partnership, past your friendship. They had been brewing for years, ever since you were teenagers, but it took a lot more time to catch what was it.

Feelings.

For someone like Kaz Brekker.

Other Crows had of course noticed it. Maybe you had too, but you had ignored it for ages. They also claimed that Kaz clearly loves you too, but one of you had to come forward in order to find happiness. But at least that couldn't be true, even if your feelings were true, there was no way Kaz's would be.

And even if they were, you didn't believe you'd be ready to anything romantic. Loving someone didn't fit into your life situation, in your plans. Happiness was overrated, you didn't need happiness, you needed revenge. Just like Kaz needed that too.

So you kept ignoring those feelings, pretending you weren't feeling something deeper than friendship towards him.

And unbeknownst to you, but Kaz did the exactly same thing. He ignored his feelings, his deep affection towards you. He believed you wouldn't like him back anyway, and even if you did, some silly romance would only distract you. It was better to have a professional relationship - maybe somewhat friendly, even. Kaz didn't want friends, nor did he need them, but he still thought of you as a friend. You had stood by him since he was just a boy, just like he had stood by you. You understood each other more than anyone else, and when you worked together, things were done efficiently.

That's why he never said anything, and neither did you. Maybe in the future, when things had gotten better, or then not. But whatever would happen, you'd always have a special place for each other, just a little bit of warmth in your cold hearts.

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I’m not okay after reading this..

So a tik tok pointed out the fact that when Loki was at the TVA room watching his death scene, "End of the File" doesn't appears after Thanos snaps his neck.

It appears after the explosion...meaning that his life ended with it.

He was probably just paralyzed and still felt all the pain but most importantly: Thor hugging him.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION.