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Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

I demonstrate the 10 types of magic ✨

“We recently picked up a stray spark signature in the cybertronian wilds. A place that is not necessarily a wasteland, but certainly not a livable area (in most cases). Per usual, they sent me and my assistant to find whatever or whoever is emitting this spark signature. However, it seems that we weren’t the ones tracking him… he was the one tracking us.

I didn’t even know he was there until I heard screaming next to me. All I saw was a blur of grimy red and blue, streams of energon … I don’t even want to talk about what I saw. By the time I got back to HQ I was covered in blood. It was horrible… his teeth were unnaturally sharp and long, and his eyes were as red as a dying star. He was unnatural…unnerving… but there was something else in his optics. Something that shouldn’t have been there… fear. Why was he scared? We had NO chance against him, he was a fucking MONSTER. What the hell was out there so horrible that something that could kill a mech in 5 seconds flat was scared of it…”

“…and why was that fear directed at us?”

A late post for feral Optimus Friday. I’ve been wanting to do a headshot/body shot (?) for him for a while now. It ended up turning into a fragment of a story somehow.

broke: shockwave drinks through his face

woke: shockwave drinks by sticking his cannon into things and using it like a straw

I firmly believe that Jazz and Prowl adopt every single baby that comes along, to Jazz's delight and Prowl's horror.

Jazz is the fun one who plays games and understands how to care for sparklings correctly. Prowl is the stern one who brings the children to work instead of finding a babysitter.

Also, I enjoy drawing sparkling lamborghinis.

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

I made a very handy chart for explaining why I’m into the stuff I am

I’ve loved @crackmccraigen ‘s Powerpuff Girls since I was a little kid, although I haven’t really drawn much fanart for them.  But recently I realized that I hardly ever saw any fanart of the girls aged-up where they actually looked like superheroes.  Usually when the girls are drawn older they are either sexualized versions of their younger selves, or else they are drawn fighting crime in street clothes or living average lives.  I wanted to draw them like a real powerful superhero team - so that’s what I did!  

I tried to stick to the art style used in the show, and although the curvy figure isn’t as streamlined as their childhood shape, I aimed for a bullet design that would still be somewhat aerodynamic. I also added the futurized versions of a few other characters like Professor Utonium, Mayor Bellum, and her assistant Mr. Mayor.  And after years of battle, Mojo Jojo now has a prosthetic arm powered by the nodes on his brain that can convert into a variety of weapons and gadgets!