Just A Reminder, James, Lily And Remus (and Peter) Were Planning A Birthday Party For Sirius But It Never

All eyes of Rafah.

Biblically accurate marauders

loser remus <3 slut peter <3 punk sirius <3 trophy husband james <3

As much as I love Jegulus.., I feel like James realistically wouldn’t be able to be in that state of “I really really love him” and Regulus only being in “I mean he’s alright, I like his company” stage.

James is a simp but he also has standards, he loves love but he also knows that sometimes love is better left alone (Effie helped he come to the conclusion).

“I don’t think I love him anymore.” James spoke, he sounded terrified.

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“I’ve never loved anyone more than him.” Regulus spoke, he sounded terrified.

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Sirius looked at James and sighed,”I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he was lucky to have you.”

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Evan looked at Regulus and sighed, “I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he is lucky to have you.”

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“I know”

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“I know”

James “shattered, as the crowd was screaming “more!” Potter.

Peter “I was grinning like I’m winning” Pettigrew.

Remus “I was hitting my marks, ‘cause I can do it with a broken heart” Lupin.

Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday” Black.

Marauders era characters and their heights

— The Marauders

James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)

Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)

Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)

Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)

— The Valkyries

Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)

Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)

Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)

— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad

Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)

Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)

Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)

Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)

It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..

“They'll never know how I'd stared at the dark in that room. With no thoughts, like a blood-sniffing shark. And while my dreams made music in the night, Carefully, I was going to live” but it’s Sirius Black leaving.

Who is Wolfstar’s number 1 shipper? James.

Who was always plotting to get Wolfstar together? James.

Who was the person listening to them ramble about each other? James.

Who was the person who kept trying to be them together? James.

Who took the longest to approve of their relationship after they got together after the prank? James.

Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.

Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?

Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend

Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?

Sokka: I love you, please don’t turn into the sun.

His lover: ..uh-?