When You Find Out Your Favorite Ship Is A Rarer Then Rarepair So You Are Suffering And Having To Feed

Man this place SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatever. Yaoi time

Some DiaLuci Headcanons i have :3

- Diavolo is very much a thigh guy. He loves to lay his head in Lucifers lap and he especially loves holding Lucifers thigh. However, because he has a very strong grip he unfortunately learned the hard way that if he just grabs Lucifers thigh without warning he would get startled and he would immediately slap Diavolo freaked out. Now he gently touches his thigh then gently grabs until Lucifer taps his hand signaling to him he can grip harder.

- Diavolo is a pretty heavy sleeper, but not as heavy as Lucifer. There have been times Diavolo has had to check if his boyfriend was still alive from how heavy he sleeps.

- Diavolo loves having matching things. Matching outfits, matching nails, matching keychains anything and everything. Lucifer doesn't fully mind it, whatever makes his prince happy.

- one time Diavolo and Lucifer got into an argument Diavolo stood outside the HOL playing classical music because MC told him thats what they did in the movies. He stood out there for an hour until Lucifer walked to the front gate seeing Diavolo, the reason he didnt come out was because he was walking Cerberus and didnt even know Diavolo was over. He found it adorable and made up with him.

Probably gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes of them :3 (theyre my second favorite ship. Yes i know my first favorite being the most rare and my second the most popular)

Obey me characters minus Luke Gender/Sexuality Headcanons

These are just my headcanons i know technically theyre all pan but... Come on lets have some fun with this (mainly my opinion, i do have an open mind and love all headcanons :3)

Luke is not included because hes a baby, yes typically people start think about it around 10 (which is what i like to think he is in human years) but i still dont wanna have to include it (power to you if you do but i wont :3) but he is an ally and does want to know so he doesn't offend or misgender

Lucifer - Pansexual (Male leaning)

Ive always Imagined Lucifer to be more male leaning when it comes to preferences. For a multitude of reasons but at first to spite his father, then later on him finding hes a lot more comfortable with other guys. He will date a girl he would just prefer not to.

Mammon - Bisexual (no preference)/Bigender (He/she)

Hes greed, of course he has no preferences he takes what he can get. He doesnt care what youre packing. Give him love and attention and he is all over you no matter the gender.

The bigender thing was because of a fic i read and im now obsessed with the idea so

Levi - Bisexual (No preference)/Demiboy (He/they)

I think that he decided to fuck with people in the celestial realm by going by they/them and it just stuck. He then had a gender crisis in Devildom (poor Lucifer having to listen to two of his brothers having a gender crisis). So Lucifer had Barbatos help them find their identity. Levi realized that Demiboy fit him the most. (We thank Barbatos in unison because he saved Lucifers mental health)

For sexuality similar to Mammon, he doesn't care. Do you like anime? Will you give him love and attention? Youre perfect.

Satan - Pansexual (Male leaning)

Like father, like son. Nothing else to note i literally thought it would be funny if it was the same as Lucifer didnt put much other thought into it.

Asmo - Pansexual (No preference)/Genderfluid (He/she/they)

Do i need to explain with his sexuality?

Now for Genderfluid. I imagine that he didnt like his angel name, for him it was way to masculine and he hated it. He didnt know why but he just did. So when his name got changed to Asmodeus because it sounded more neutral, but because of that he had a gender crisis. He was more bothersome then Levi was (who just needed a push in the right direction). I imagine that he doesnt like to be confined into one box, but he does prefer to be called girlfriend, Princess, and wife then the male/nonbinary equivalent.

Beel - Pansexual (No preference)/Ace spec (Demisexual)

If you can make him food he doesnt give less of a shit just make him food.

For the Ace spectrum I imagined him to be under that umbrella in some way. And in the game he did seem interested once he got really close to MC so it made the most sense to me

Belphie - Pansexual (No preference)/Aroace spec (Demiromantic/sexual)

Similar to Beel on the Aroace part. Took more inspo from how he acts about MC in the game

Diavolo - Bisexual (no preference)

As ive said in the gay awakening headcanon. Hes not held to the standard of having one or the other. He will date whatever he doesn't care

Barbados - Gay/Aroace spec (Greyromantic/sexual)/Trans F→M (He/him)

ok this one needs some explaining so it may be a little long. So Barbatos is seen to not show tooo much emotion so hence the Greyromantic/sexual because he does feel it he just just not a lot. (He gets confused if he thinks to hard about it)

Now for him being Trans. Its really just a personal thing that ive headcanoned that hes old af so before he transitioned he tried the whole be a man thing and enjoyed it a lot more then he thought he would. It bothered him for thousands of years then decided fuck it and transitioned. And he was a lot happier ever since. (He transitioned thousands of years before he met Diavolo)

Now him being gay... I didn't put to much thought into that I kinda just thought it would fit well for him

Simeon - Unlabled

Simeon to me feels like he wouldnt enjoy labels, to restricting. So he just says he doesnt like to label himself but power to you if you do. Its just not his thing

Solomon - Bisexual (Slightly male leaning but mainly no preference)

Didnt put way to much thought into this, hes basically imortal so why limit himself to one gender, but he does prefer men

Mephistopheles - Pansexual (no preference)/Nonbinary(They/he)

Similar to Diavolo with the sexuality, and they have actually dated people of all genders. (Some of them were absolutely horrendous but thats a story fot another time)

Now for the nonbinary, they never enjoyed being referd to with he/him pronouns (they still use them because they do present as masculine so they dont care about random people calling them he but people close to them know that they prefere They/them)

(Guys i love Mephistopheles sm please stop the Mephistopheles slander </3)

Raphael - Androsexual/Genderfluid (He/they/she)

time for Mephisraph propaganda.

As ive said in the gay awakening headcanons. He was straight in denial then he met Mephistopheles. Boom gay awakening, found out that they prefered they them pronouns, did research, Boom Androsexual (look he really wanted Mephistopheles can you blame a guy desperately trying to make his partner comfortable, even though Mephistopheles didnt care but dont tell him that)

So after he found out that he had a more preference to masculine people. He started to question his gender after hearing Mephistopheles and Asmo talk about it. He asked Asmo about it then proceeded to have a major small gender crisis to his partner. Mephistopheles did their best to help their boyfriend through it and did eventually help him the best they could but it came with lots of praying and very late research nights

Thirteen - Bisexual (Female Leaning)/Bigender (She/him)

I mean... Her hair... Come on? Me and my friend had to. With bigender my friend boo came up with that so you'll have to ask him but i still love it

Note - Sorry this is super long. But again these are my headcanons i use. I do like seeing other peoples headcanons and i love seeing what people think so :3

So im in class i TA for, helping some students catch up for a test tomorrow. I let this girl sit in my spot where my phone was facing up charging. (You may see where this is going) my wallpaper cycles through difference WHB and OM things when i turn on and off my phone and turns out my lovely YouTube notifs turned on my phone and she saw my Beelzebub wallpaper. She was scared to bring it up... What wallpaper you may ask?

THE FUCKING PROMOTION ART FOR THE GAME

GIRL- and she took a photo of my phone (gonna ask tomorrow wtf she did with that because of she posts it imma-) but like... GIRL thats fucking tame i thought it was the mammon selfie card i got on there.

You don't make me a good person

So i might get some hate about this but at this point idfc im so tired

Unpopular opinion but, can we PLEASE bring back to OG definition of proshippers?? I feel like people changed the definition when getting into fandoms became more "mainstream" (HEAVY quotation marks).

Before you comment allow me to educate you. A proshipper is someone who is into shipping in fandom originally created from x-files in the 90s (this website has more information but thats just a long story short definition)

Technically the people you dont want interacting with your profile is someone who is a darkshipper (even thats fucking pushing it). If youre curious (this might get me some hate but again idfc) Im a Comshipper (for me im more into the complicated/complex relationships such as unhealthy attachments and toxic relationships but i do love me some fluff)

While yes i can see where proship can mean Problematic ships but again thats what a darkship is. Its its own thing. I just wish that people didnt change the meaning of something thats been established SINCE THE FUCKING 90s. And seem to completely forget that meaning, like??

I understand the weirdos that ship weird shit, i have my fair share of ships i dislike. But personally as a Comshipper i have a nuance perspective on my ships that are like that, i understand it may not be healthy but i understand WHY its unhealthy and know not to do that or look for that (boo istg dont mention my love life rn)

This needed to be said as someone who has a friend who is an OG definition of proshipper. But i will be a safe space (as long as you arent weird) for anyone. Anyways rant over, again please do some research or look at the link (<- same link just added again) i provided before leaving a comment.

How the fuck did this post get so much traction 😭 im sobbing

Something random i noticed about mammons character that will bother me till the day i die.

Why

The

Fuck!

Does mammon have a belly button??

Now before you say "oh because-" NO! ANGELS ARENT BORN THEYRE SPAWNED. ITS BEEN STATED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE SWORN SIBLINGS THING. Diavolo having a belly button makes sense because he was born its been stated. But mammon doesnt

Now you can make the argument that it was to look more demon. Ok... THEN EXPLAIN WHY RAPHAEL AND SIMEON HAVE BELLY BUTTONS TOO.

(Their belly buttons to prove im not crazy... Gawd damn they have such grabbable waists)

LIKE... AHHH

how i came to this realization was looking at diavolos design for my fic cover and saw his belly button and was curious if mammon had one and now im stuck. Everyones mad at solmare ending this (i am too) meanwhile im mad about why they have belly buttons LMAO

If anyone has a headcanon or a reason please let me know so my mind can be put to ease.

I was thinking about my recent art compared to my old art and holy crap.

My style got its footing around 2022 with an OC drawing and me starting a DSMP in my style sketchbook.

This was made a little under 2 years ago (i drew it October 11 of 2022) this was my first getting into my style

And this is how its going, (i wanted to use are i havent shown off before) i have a lot more examples of my art journey and probably better examples but i find this to be a huge improvement. And moving from one fandom i used to draw fanart for a whole bunch to another fandom that im drawing art for a whole bunch.

The OC drawing is a story within itself if people are interested i will tell it but only if people are interested.

he's CRYING?????

COME HERE RIN DON'T BE SCARED :((((

(holds him tenderly even though he's centuries older than me)