SO TRUE THOUGH

*A lower-rank demon challenges MC.*

The lower-rank demon: I will kill yo-

MC: *smacks his face*

The lower-rank demon: *their head exploded*

MC: Shit- Are you okay? *watches as his body falls back*

MC: ...

MC: *calls Solomon*

MC: I've got a problem.

Solomon: With your magic?

MC: Yeah. I turned into a one-punch man.

Solomon: ...

Solomon: Just refrain from hitting anyone for now.

Guys listen to them, theyre spitting straight facts

All characters done?

Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil.

Goodmorning I am back in the fucking building again

Say goodnight Say goodnight to the life and the world you knew I'm gonna follow you And I will never sing again...

Ok i need to seriously talk about this for a quick second. As silly as i think it is, Barbatos is 100% a better butler than Sebastian michaelis (and better looking but i have grown so numb to his face that i just find it revolting probably a very hot take but idgaf)

Disclaimer!!

Now could my feelings be because my ex made me rp Sebastian as this kind and caring individual for someone he 100% would find absolutely annoying and a pest to be around (that was also the complete opposite of how that Character acts but i digress). Probably its a high Posibility, but i didnt like him before so its probably not that so.

Now keep in mind i am aware they rebooted the anime (ive only really seen a part of season one and the full of the circus series and volume one of the manga so my information may not be fully accurate but i do know how the anime ends)

So onto my rant

The main difference between Sebastian and Barbatos to me is Barbatos ACTUALLY CARES. While yes they are both demons who likes tea and have childish (one more then the other) "masters" Barbatos actually cares about Diavolos well being. It is stated MULTIPLE TIMES. He not only trusts him very deeply but it brings him joy that he takes care of Diavolo. And if Diavolo ever called upon him hes there. To me he acts almost in loco parentis (Latin in place of parent) to Diavolo. Again he actually cares.

Correct me if im wrong but didnt Sebastian not show up until the last second when saving Ciel... Multiple times? And hasnt he stated multiple times that he only wants Ciels soul? He doesn't actually care about Ciel.

Now Barbatos not only cares about Diavolo he cares about others. Seen multiple times with Luke, Lucifer, and MC to name a few. Oh Jesus where do i start with Sebastian with caring about others. My guy is the definition of "i dont care about you" prime example is Grell and Beast. Dont even get me started on Beast!

Again please correct me if im wrong, i will admit i may be wrong and i tried to find something but the obey me wiki has spoiled me and if i look in the manga or rewatch the anime i will vomit if i look at Sebastians face. And i may be a bit bias because i do love Barbatos and Sebastian leaves an extremely bad taste on my tongue.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk have Barbatos in my style (Beel is hungry and needs boyfriends attention)

SWEET! ill tag you :3

Read this 😡😡😡

Morning after i started playing WHB Update, im on 1-12 already had to take a second and Play some obey me to cool off wasnt expecting it so soon in the game.

Obey me characters "gay" awakening but i involve my ships because you cant tell me no >:(

Ships - Dialuci, Mammon x Rinne x Niki (cross ship me and my friend love) Simlevi, MephisRaph, Solosatan, Barbeel

Note - This is them discovering they have attraction to the same gender, which is why "gay" is in quotation because they arent all like... Fully gay if that makes sense "they’re not gay aligned but have the realization of liking the same gender" <- my friend @booskiroo putting it into words for me

Lucifer - Diavolo

While yes, Michael played some part in his awakening it was mainly meeting Diavolo for the first time. When he laid eyes on him he almost fainted on the spot, and what was the thing that broke Lucifer? His chest. While yes hes seen mens chest before (Micheal and other angels) Diavolos chest just hit different. Literally. It took him days to recover from his first gay panic (he still hasn't recovered despite dating him for years)

Mammon - Rinne & Niki

Mammon was summoned by Rinne for good luck on his casino run. When he first saw him he just thought "damn what does this human want". Then after a while they bonded and he met Niki and thought "damn... Theyre both cute" then just accepted the fact he found them both cute, didnt dwell on it just accepted it (what do you expect from the avatar of greed of course hes gonna take what he can get)

Levi - Anime/Manga men & Simeon

At first Levi would absolutely squeal about anime men thinking that he just thought they were cool. Until he met Simeon for the first time, thats when the floodgates opened and he realized he also liked men. He tells simeon that it was mainly anime men and manga men but Simeon remembers clear as day the blushy face that Levi had when he first saw him but he wouldnt tell his boyfriend who was already embarrassed talking about this.

Satan - Men in cat videos & slightly Solomon

When Levi told Satan about cat videos he was having the best time. He was going at it for a while and when he took a sip of tea is when a muscular guy came onto the camera holding some cats. He immediately spit out his tea (like father like son) he just paused and looked at the guy for a good second and thought. "Damn hes hot and he likes cats??" He had moved on from that then he met Solomon, they had argued back and forth and that woke something in Satan he didnt care to admit that he foind attractive. Solomon now teases him about the fact he found Solomon fighting him hot.

Asmo - Who the hell knows

Nobody really knows, hell not even he knows his own awakening. He just knows that whenever anyone flirted with him of any gender, he flirted back. It started out more as a returning the favor then it just became him. But nobody knows his gay awakening and nobody ever will, because its hard to pinpoint

Beel - Barbatos

Barbatos but Mainly Barbatos's cooking. While yes he admits that Barbatos is a good looking demon hes not one for Just looks. He mainly wants to know if they can cook for him, and damn can Barbatos cook. When he tasted his food for the first time he was hooked, and since theyve gotten together Beel will always whisper "i love you" while Barbatos is cooking him food. Because of course "the way to beels heart is through his stomach"

Belphie - Humans

Lilith and him would go to different bars in the human world, and the amount of men that would go up to him was no joke. He loved it too, some men he would even go up to and talk to. Sure it wasnt much of an awakening but he knew he found men attractive after this.

Diavolo - He didnt

Diavolo never thought about it, nore was he really held to that standard. His own father checked out demons of all genders so he just thought it was normal. So when he met Lucifer it came so naturally to him. When he heard Lucifer had a process to liking men he was shocked. But he likes sleeping with Lucifer so he didnt say anything.

Barbatos - Beel

While Barbatos isnt one for romantic, sexual, or physical attraction he can admit when someone is good looking. While he did see Beel as good looking at first glance, he immediately took a double take. A strong, silent, shy type and he loves food? Oh did Barbatos immediately fall in love. And Barbatos understood why Lucifer loved to be held by Diavolo at night. If Barbatos even dared to get up while Beel was cuddling he would hear a grumble and feel Beels grip tighten. Made Barbatos realize even more that he definitely has a type and its the man that he absolutely adores.

Simeon - Romance novels & Levi

Before he started writing TSL he would occasionally read a romantic book whenever he had freetime. And the descriptions of the male characters always made him blush. He thought that would be it and moved on, until he saw Levis demon form, and similar to levi Simeon also immediately blushed upon seeing Levi but he was able to hide it better then his boyfriend.

Solomon - Satan

While originally he did hookup with Asmo every now and then to "test the waters" what really made him realize was when he saw Satan for the first time face stuck in a book. Laying on the couch while he was drinking tea also. He ran into the wall because he was staring at Satan so intensely and he was quickly made fun of for running full force into the door by Satan. He couldnt wait to get him back at all the teasing.

Mephistopheles - Diavolo/Similar to Diavolo

Similarly to Diavolo, he was never held to that standard. But when they started hanging out again (due to Diavolos stress of taking over devildom and having to handle everything alone for the first time) Mephistopheles was very taken a back from how attractive Diavolo became.

Raphael - Mephistopheles

He could admit when men were attractive, but when he came to RAD he knew he was straight. But that quickly changed when he saw Mephistopheles. When they hung out he wished Mephistopheles was a woman so he could ask him out. That changed when he got drunk and kisses him but thats a a story for another time.

Thirteen - Women

Just women in general. No specific woman, no specific date, just saw some women one day and went "yeah id date that" and moved on.

I didnt put to much thought into this, I just wanted to do this for shits and giggles.