Christ. THE DIFFERENCES ARE DRASTIC. I Love You Lady. I’m So Sorry They Weaponized You For Their Sh*tty

Asmodeus : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Leviathan : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Mc: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Satan : My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Belphegor : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Mammon : Mental stability, my old friend!

Asmodeus : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Damn, glad my best friend told me that the anime and manga were different because that just makes me sad. (Calling him a furry us crazy and beautiful)

Ok i started reading and watching Bungou Stray Dogs and for the longest time i legit thought that Dazai was the main character not Atsushi. Every content ive seen and even an ex friend i had NEVER talked about Atsushi. I heard his name every now and then but never thought he was the MC! How the hell does the main get outshined by Dazai?!

Dont get me wrong great character I understand the hype around him but come onnnnn. Not even Izuku gets this treatment AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING because some people HATE MHA

If someone in the fandom/has read or watched it for a while can explain why its like this I will say i am only on volume two and episode 10 of season one so things may change. But i really just wanna know how the MC got overshadowed by the side characters

The Issue We Didnt Cause

Rating - Mature (themes used)

Fandom - Obey me

Pairings - Mephistopheles/Mammon, Diavolo/Lucifer, Mephistopheles & Diavolo

Characters - Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Lucifer, Mammon

Inspired by this post by @thatweirdkin

Summary - 20 years since the fall of the brothers and since Diavolo has spoken to Mephistopheles he summons him to the castle for a chat about their friendship, and a surprising event that happened between him and Lucifer

Authors note - I became a little obsessed with this idea and couldnt get it out of my head. I will warn this has mentions of grooming (look at OG post to fully understand)

Im aware this isnt the canon order of events and Mephistopheles is slightly OOC (for a reason trust everything i do is for a reason) but hush its a fic let me have my whimsy. I also enjoy how things sometimes have names/dialogue different colors on here sometimes so thats why theyre different colors :3

Might turn this to a full fledged fic (here and Ao3) if it gets enough traction

Inspired playlist

Everything was as it was. Thats what Mephistopheles thought when that angel came into the picture. "Nothing will change between us, I promise" What a lie. Diavolo never lied to Mephistopheles until that dreaded day that good for nothing angel fell. Mephistopheles was always taught from the moment he was born that he was ment to be Diavolos playmate, his best friend. Diavolo was supposed to be his entire reason for exsisting. This wasnt fair. None of this was fair on Mephistopheles. Hes supposed to be the one always on Diavolos side, not that sorry excuse for a right hand.

Mephistopheles was pacing back and forth in his study trying to figure out how to respond to Diavolo.

Diavolo - Hey Mephis, i apologize for not speaking for so long. Come to the castle at your earliest convenience. Please my friend we need to talk.

Diavolo hasnt spoken to him properly in 20 years why now is that changing. Is Lucifer finally leaving? Is he finally giving his place back by his side? Even though he had work to do he decided to take a break to head to Diavolos castle. His mind was racing with whatever Diavolo could want from him to summon him so suddenly. Especially after not speaking to him after 20 years.

Mephistopheles - Im on my way, I shall see you in a moment.

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Mephistopheles knocked on the castles doors. He was hoping that maybe Diavolo would answer the door but alas Barbatos was always going to be the one to greet him. "Hello Mephistopheles, Diavolo is in his study. Would you like me to lead you there?" Barbatos bowed his head allowing the Duke to walk inside. "No need Barbatos, I remember where it is. Thank you." Mephistopheles returned the head bow, while unnecessary, Barbatos did help raise him and Diavolo. He made his way to Diavolos study that he remembered very vividly. The desk that Diavolo would always sit at whenever he walked through the door. The fire that Diavolo would put on in the winter months with his magic. The couch they would eventually sit on sharing a bottle of demonus laughing and eventually start play fighting. Those were the beautiful days that Mephistopheles remembered so fondly. The days when Diavolo didnt replace him with an angel. The days where Diavolo actually cared about him.

He knocked on the door to Diavolos office to hear a voice that he missed dearly. "Come in." Without second thought Mephistopheles opened the door and was greated by Diavolos familiar smile, and Lucifer sitting on Diavolos desk infront of the crowed prince. "Mephistopheles! Im glad your here. Luci we can continue this conversation later tonight is that alright with you? I wish to speak with Mephistopheles alone." Diavolo got up and placed a hand on Lucifers thigh. "Of course my lord. I shall see you tonight." Lucifer got down from the desk and started to leave the room. "Mephistopheles." He bowed his head some and left the room shutting the door behind him.

"Its good to see you Mephis. I've really missed you." Diavolo walked over to give his old friend a hug but Mephistopheles crossed his arms and was obviously upset. "This is how you greet me after not speaking to me for twenty years?" the duke tried to have a playful tone to his voice but he couldnt hide his obvious pain that snuck out every now and then. How could he not be upset, the man he cared about replaced him with an angel that could ruin his reputation and may not even care about the prince the way that he did. "I understand that you are upset... Rightfully so, but please understand my friend. My father fell asleep right after the brothers fell leaving me with no guidance, I was so stressed that i accidentally cut you out of my life. I deeply apologize." Diavolo put his hand out signalling him to sit down so they could have a proper chat.

Mephistopheles took this moment to take a good look at Diavolo. His hair was as it always was but something different about the way he looked at him. Those golden eyes had something hiding in them and on devils name was Mephistopheles going to figure it out. Mephistopheles sat down on the couch in his usual spot. The strange thing was that it felt the same from the last time that he sat there. "Does Lucifer not sit here?" Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo who sat down next to him on his right. "No the chair next to mine at my desk is where he sits, when we relax we're typically at the chess table or in my bedroom. Now the reason why i asked you to be here." Mephistopheles held Diavolos hand, when he looked down he noticed something strange. On his ring finger was a silver ring with vine engravings and blue sapphires. Mephistopheles was surprised, Diavolo never wore silver, he always wore gold. Come to think of it Lucifer had a gold ring on the same finger.

"Diavolo why are yoy wearing a ring?" Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo who smiled gently. "Thats one of the reasons why i wanted to speak to you. Not the main reason though but I wanted you to be the first to know. Lucifer and I are together, he allowed me to tell you after a few years of convincing though." Diavolo chuckled with the same smile. "Im sorry... A few years? When did you two get together." Mephistopheles felt his heart drop. He was dating Lucifer, sure it was fine but Lucifer? The man that caused a war, the man that had him replaced. Diavolo thought for a moment and had a guilty look on his face. "Ok dont be mad, three years after he fell" Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo shocked. Diavolo wasnt looking at him instead his golden eyes focusd on the ring on his finger smiling. "Now the reason-" Mephistopheles stood up and looked spoke without speaking. "You would date a rust blood but wouldnt even bother calling me back?!" Diavolo stood up also and put his hands on Mephistopheles shoulders. "Thats... Why i asked you to come... We need to talk about our relationship" Mephistopheles backed away. "Whats there to talk about... You abandoned me for-" Diavolo raised his voice. "Call him anything other than his name and you can forget about having this conversation!"

Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo who wasnt happy in the slightest. "He has a name and you will refer to him as such." Mephistopheles looked down and sighed. He knew Lucifers name, but he couldnt bring himself to say it, his anger couldnt bring himself to say the name of the man that cuased his replacement, that caused Diavolo to stop caring about him. "Fine... You abandoned me for Lucifer. What more is there to say?" Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo and saw that he looked hurt. It had been years since he had seen Diavolo give that same look to him specifically. "You think i abandoned you? Yes i ghosted you but I didnt abandon you Mephis, I'm sorry you feel like I did but that was never my intention." Diavolo steped back towards his friend to fully talk to him. "Let me explain please, then i will allow you to speak your mind." Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo, the look in his eyes were a mix of guilt and pitty. "Alright fine explain."

"I was speaking to Luci the other day about how i missed you and ive come to realize something with his help. Our relationship isn't healthy for either of us. You were conditioned to satisfy my every whim, you were also conditioned to be forced to not only respect me but to be put on this pedistal that I am above not only your wellbeing but also everything." Mephistopheles looked at Diavolo. He wasnt conditioned to feel this way, he felt this way on his own, sure his father Astaroth reminded him to make sure he didnt say no to Diavolo but he never said no to the King so he thought it was just normal. "Diavolo I dont know what you're talking about, I was not conditioned to do anything of the sorts my feelings for you are my own." Mephistopheles heard Diavolos sigh and started to get frustrated. "I loved you! I love you Diavolo. And you replace me with someone who barley knew you when you two met? What about me?! I spent every day with you. I spent every hour by your side, i worship the ground you stand on. I dont understand what Lucifer has that i dont!"

Diavolo grabbed Mephistopheles arms and pulled him close to him, Mephistopheles felt the warmth that radiated from his body, the warmth that Mephistopheles has missed over these 20 years. "Listen to yourself! Listen to what you are saying! I dont want that! I love you yes but thats not the love either of us want or need! I needed a friend i have people who already listen to my every whim. Which is why i was so drawn to Lucifer when we first met, he was hesitant about my idea and told me, Lucifer not only treats me like a person, he sees me as a person not just the prince of devildom. You need to understand that." Mephistopheles thought about what he said. He thought long and hard, finally letting his words sink in. He looked up at Diavolo who smiled gently seeing that he finally understood what he was saying. "I thought I was doing well... I just wanted to hear your praise and hear you say that you cared about me" Mephistopheles put his head on Diavolos shoulder. "Its alright my friend. You know now, im sorry for only realizing now before it became to much. Consider this our fresh start we can start over from here and go forward" Diavolo hugged Mephistopheles who hugged back and they stayed like that for a while.

It would take a while for Mephistopheles to stop trying to be so close to Diavolo but as long as Diavolo stays paicent with him, hes sure he would be able to. Maybe be could move on and find someone on his own terms instead of having Diavolo tell him to date. Maybe one day.

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Authors note - I will make this a full fic if you guys want me to. But only if other people want i wont bother if not. (I do have some ideas if I do continue but yeah feel free to comment or repost ideas if you have.)

Some DiaLuci Headcanons i have :3

- Diavolo is very much a thigh guy. He loves to lay his head in Lucifers lap and he especially loves holding Lucifers thigh. However, because he has a very strong grip he unfortunately learned the hard way that if he just grabs Lucifers thigh without warning he would get startled and he would immediately slap Diavolo freaked out. Now he gently touches his thigh then gently grabs until Lucifer taps his hand signaling to him he can grip harder.

- Diavolo is a pretty heavy sleeper, but not as heavy as Lucifer. There have been times Diavolo has had to check if his boyfriend was still alive from how heavy he sleeps.

- Diavolo loves having matching things. Matching outfits, matching nails, matching keychains anything and everything. Lucifer doesn't fully mind it, whatever makes his prince happy.

- one time Diavolo and Lucifer got into an argument Diavolo stood outside the HOL playing classical music because MC told him thats what they did in the movies. He stood out there for an hour until Lucifer walked to the front gate seeing Diavolo, the reason he didnt come out was because he was walking Cerberus and didnt even know Diavolo was over. He found it adorable and made up with him.

Probably gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes of them :3 (theyre my second favorite ship. Yes i know my first favorite being the most rare and my second the most popular)

Happy Birthday to that special guy called Mammon!!!!🌟✨💖 Here's to more years with him🎊

IF THESE DEVILS KEEP FUCKING CRYING AFTER I BREAK THEIR CONTRACT THEYRE GONNA MAKE ME CRY ZAGAN AND SITRI WHAT THE FUCK

BBGS PLEASE DONT CRY YOURE BOTH SO SEXY HAHA

THE TWO BOYS I CHEERED

Dante ⚔️ Vash

The bros are watching each other backs😎✨

Ok i Just watched Mignon last night and OMG im obsessed number one. And number two... Im sorry but Mignon and doc are so Dialuci coded it makes me sick

One one hand you got the darked haired twink that doesnt take care of himself half the time and is almost always worried about something. Hes cold and tries to push people away, and while he cares about the other he doesnt want to admit it. Has even been in a issue involving the other and had to choose between two hard options.

Then you have light haired the muscular boy whos absolutely obsessed with the other to an almost unhealthy amount. Would move mountains for the other and all he would have to do was ask. Hair color changes (yes that is important). Was forced into something he didnt want but its how he met the other and how hes able to see him as often as he wishes. And of course hes very clingy to the other.

Guys im so normal about all of them i cant. I fucking cant they make me physically ill and they make me ACHE.

@booskiroo gotta tag the fellow CEO of yaoi because he also agrees with me

The last panel makes no sense shit

Om!mammon meets whb!mammon

When you find out your favorite ship is a rarer then rarepair so you are suffering and having to feed yourself :,)

Did i draw this instead of doing homework because i was not motivated to do homework... Jaybe... Jaybe not... But itll be colored eventually LMAO