You Ever Just Come Up With Something Inexplicably And Your Brain Just Does Not Let It Die?

(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)

L's missing piece

L sighed a sigh he had never sighed before, the news lined "US PRESIDENT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM JORT STORM"

"This has to be kiras doing"

L said, he was tired of this case, it was going on too long, he knew kira was light he just had to prove it. He sat in his thinking pose, laying sideways like a fucking madman, he suddenly remembered what he overheard light say earlier ranting to himself in the bathroom after the death of Nagito Komaeda and the Onceler, both killed via heart attack.

"Stupid L, he has no proof of what I've done! I have carefully hidden my tracks. Next I must kill the US president using the ultimate fashion statement JORTS"

Why jorts? L wondered, kira usually used heart attacks to kill his victim, why be so bold? What did President Charlie Slimecicle do? What justice does this serve?

...L sat there and let his mind wander with all the possible reasons light could want the president dead. . . Was kira trying to throw him off?

...

"MY MOTHERS BEEN WHAT?" L heard Lisa Simpson yell from the other room

A French man responded "I fucked your mother, I shall do it again, au revoir"

...L was tired of this loud and busy nonsense. He was going to confront light on his killing of the president, Charlie slimecicle, and prove light is kira once and for all.

(Author note: There's probably not going to be any more of this, unless I get bored and make a part two, now time to go back to working on Act EYWBA and other more serious projects.)

This is the most Logan Sanders post I've ever seen btw

Sanders Sides Au where Thomas is going through especially goofy shenanigans all through-out Sanders Sides, yet all the sides have the appearance of what they look like in the Guilty tears Au.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

funny i made a week ago

Uh yeah so I think I'm hyperfixated on Sanders Sides now