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Oh man I have been so inactive here lol

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Cudjo Lewis, the last surviving captive of the last slave ship to bring Africans to the U.S. 

https://www.history.com/news/zora-neale-hurston-barracoon-slave-clotilda-survivor?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#link_time=1525373347

(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)

L's missing piece

L sighed a sigh he had never sighed before, the news lined "US PRESIDENT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM JORT STORM"

"This has to be kiras doing"

L said, he was tired of this case, it was going on too long, he knew kira was light he just had to prove it. He sat in his thinking pose, laying sideways like a fucking madman, he suddenly remembered what he overheard light say earlier ranting to himself in the bathroom after the death of Nagito Komaeda and the Onceler, both killed via heart attack.

"Stupid L, he has no proof of what I've done! I have carefully hidden my tracks. Next I must kill the US president using the ultimate fashion statement JORTS"

Why jorts? L wondered, kira usually used heart attacks to kill his victim, why be so bold? What did President Charlie Slimecicle do? What justice does this serve?

...L sat there and let his mind wander with all the possible reasons light could want the president dead. . . Was kira trying to throw him off?

...

"MY MOTHERS BEEN WHAT?" L heard Lisa Simpson yell from the other room

A French man responded "I fucked your mother, I shall do it again, au revoir"

...L was tired of this loud and busy nonsense. He was going to confront light on his killing of the president, Charlie slimecicle, and prove light is kira once and for all.

(Author note: There's probably not going to be any more of this, unless I get bored and make a part two, now time to go back to working on Act EYWBA and other more serious projects.)

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore