The neurodivergent urge to do this
hey yall. sorry to ask for help so soon but someone backed out of a payment they owed me and it's left me beyond short again for needed medication.
tysm in advance 💜
(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)
L's missing piece
L sighed a sigh he had never sighed before, the news lined "US PRESIDENT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM JORT STORM"
"This has to be kiras doing"
L said, he was tired of this case, it was going on too long, he knew kira was light he just had to prove it. He sat in his thinking pose, laying sideways like a fucking madman, he suddenly remembered what he overheard light say earlier ranting to himself in the bathroom after the death of Nagito Komaeda and the Onceler, both killed via heart attack.
"Stupid L, he has no proof of what I've done! I have carefully hidden my tracks. Next I must kill the US president using the ultimate fashion statement JORTS"
Why jorts? L wondered, kira usually used heart attacks to kill his victim, why be so bold? What did President Charlie Slimecicle do? What justice does this serve?
...L sat there and let his mind wander with all the possible reasons light could want the president dead. . . Was kira trying to throw him off?
...
"MY MOTHERS BEEN WHAT?" L heard Lisa Simpson yell from the other room
A French man responded "I fucked your mother, I shall do it again, au revoir"
...L was tired of this loud and busy nonsense. He was going to confront light on his killing of the president, Charlie slimecicle, and prove light is kira once and for all.
(Author note: There's probably not going to be any more of this, unless I get bored and make a part two, now time to go back to working on Act EYWBA and other more serious projects.)
When you finally find out about your ADHD.
The sander sides fixation from middle school came back full throttle, S1 virgil you will always be famous, VIRGIL PUT IT DOWN /ref
Pro.ship go away, do not use for ai (reblogs loved pleaseplease)
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
Sanders sides AU and everything is the same
Except Logan gets to gesticulate with one of these
support trans people who are unsure of what they want. who dont know how they want to transition or if they want to at all. who dont know if they want to come out, don’t know of they want hormones, or surgery, what name they want
Call me Virgil, I steal pancreas, and I randomly hyperfixate on random things. Enjoy your stay on my strange little page.|Any pronouns
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