Commenter #2 Missed An Oppuntunity

Y’all realize that dude totally stole that idea right?

Fuck it, need some luck

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

His name is actually Mario "Jumpman" Mario

Again, Kimmy asks the important questions.

This house is bitchen

living in NYC be like…

Your worst fucking nightmare

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

fuck marry kill: Pete Davidson, Harry Styles, Timothee Chalamet

Kill myself

Y’all where’s my damn flowers

A few months ago I mentioned to my friend that she should buy her boyfriend flowers because more men should get flowers from their partner and she did it today and apparently he was shaking from excitement and emotions because he’s never recieved flowers before. So, anyway, get yo man some flowers.

Nuggets and fries is just the unhealthy version of chicken and rice

Nopenopenope, what is that? Mars? Mars is cancelled, hell no, that's where people go to die. That's what it sounds like?? Everywhere you go is a horror movie soundtrack, bye, no thank you