Honestly, The Worst Part About Not Being With My Ex Anymore Is That I No Longer Have A Dog To Snuggle

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

You know how old we are because our age is the same as the year

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins

Why does everyone know Texas? Like, of all the states why that one?

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

guys, uhhhh, I might have a girlfriend. what do I do?

Funny thing about this. Harrison Ford purposely didn’t learn his lines for this scene so that it seemed more realistic that he was making shite up, cause he was.

iconic

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

What do you mean WHEN?!

Imagine you get murdered and then some girl uploads a video of herself talking about your death in excruciating detail while doing her makeup :/

It really was