Wyldfyre: Hey, Kai. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Kai: Hey, Noodle, we're having cole for dinner.

Zane: What is wrong with you people?

Kai: Shut up, Popsicle.

Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

Chase: Guan, if the Chi Creature gets me and I lose my chi, promise me you’ll use this.

*pulls out the Fist of Tebigong*

Guan: Chase, I couldn’t!

Chase: Not on me -- on yourself. I don’t wanna be the only one to suffer.

Dashi: No one’s losing their chi. We’re all going to make it home alive, right, Dojo?

*Dojo is missing*

Dashi: So no more negative talk!

Kai: You always act like you're more superior than me!

Nya: "Superior" has no comparison degree. It already means "better" and you can't say "more better".

Kai: I rest my case.

There's something oddly satisfying about Phineas not recognizing Perry while wearing his hat.

We stan an Autistic king!

Branch's Poem

Told you this really fits. So I made this little edit to test my theory. Whoever wrote this really knew what's going on. Look:

"Fall came early (meaning early-childhood trauma, also fall has a double sense here. It both refers to sudden change in the season, and falling from above, which physically and metaphorically happened in the mist of events)

My sun was taken (highlighting either the loss of his Grandmother or of his colors)

So I locked myself inside (well, literally)

Restart (him joining Poppy in her adventure)

Fresh start (getting closer to the Trolls while helping out Bridget)

Head start (being the only Troll ready to give out hope, while everyone else became faithless)

Spring (if Fall meant the loss of his Grandma, then Spring means finding Poppy, someone new to love)

Chains become strings (how he found his long-lost voice, thus freeing himself from the chains holding his mind back to the past, and getting back his colors)

Lift up (he lifted up his own spirit)

Lift up (he lifted up everybody else's spirits)

Rise (becoming as one with she who just became the new ruler of their kind)

I am Branch (simple say, though indication of wholeness in identity)

Bloom" (metaphor for growth with the flower symbol, mentioning what happens to branches on Spring-time, but it could also refer to Poppy, of course)

the angst