If So, I Take It All Back. The Queerbaiting Was Better.

bobby’s boybestie and co-dad michael won’t even be at the funeral. btw. which is not only sickening for the sanctity of male friendship which everyone seems to worry about but is so mean to athena bc michael would never leave her and the kids alone at a time like this. tv sucks.

the same maddie han who got out the ocean for her husband and her daughter is the same maddie han who summoned the strength to climb the stairs and knock out the serial killer holding a gun to her husband. all while bleeding out from getting her throat cut from said serial killer. the most final girl ever.

Boutta watch the new episode guys wish me luck!!

Im watching the x men movies rn, and it’s honestly concerning how often they get him to take his shirt off. Like bro u good? Aren’t you cold or smth?

I rewatched Deadpool vs Wolverine today and they had no business showing Logan oiled up 24/7, bro was glistening the entire time

bobby is alive, buddie canon 2025, madney baby no.2, ravi and may main s9

LMFAO

Ok but after a a tiny ass 'fight' with logan Wades the sort of guy to blast payphone on repeat while laying down face first on the couch wearing fluffy ass slippers and eating all the chocolate ice cream he can psychically can without passing out. While also doing large amounts of cocaine.. and meanwhile Logan's just like 'babe, we're literally married?? and all I said was give me a second because I was in the middle of killing a guy???" And Wade just grumbles, still face down 'thats how it starts, pretty soon you'll be sleeping on the couch and telling me you don't want me to send dirty letters to you at work and-" and Logan cuts in like snkt "that was you??" And wade turns to face him like "yeah duh, wait WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE??" and Logan's like ........... And theeen wades shouting "WOLVIE WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE??" And then Logan's like "well there's this creep at work who won't leave me alone I told him I'm not interested but he's a friend of the boss so I can't exactly-" and wades like "THAT MOTHER- it's Greg isn't it??I never liked that guy, who the fuck even names there kid Greg? G r E g " And for once it's Logan trying to calm wade down, and he's like "wade, bub, calm down" and Wade just grins like the crazy bitch he is, cocaine and chocolate still on his face and he pulls a gun out of his fluro pink Barbie hoodie like "Daddy's going to kill a bitch, see ya later sugar buns" and then he skips out of the apartment and Logan's left standing next to the couch like what the fuck just happened ?????

Anywaayyy yes, thanks for listening to my ted talk

#pictures taken moments before disaster

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN S1E02: Optics

Had no idea what a booted tire was. Thought it was maybe just a broken tire. Googled it just now and... "isn't that illegal?" sure fucking looks like it to me :D

Need a 911 fic where Buck hits his head and is disoriented and confused when he wakes up. He thinks him and Eddie are dating.

Not because he has an amnesia or anything, but because Ravi was the one helping jog his memory and nothing Ravi knows about the 118 is right.

Dude. Not me getting reddit just so i could join🥲

I made a subreddit for Alastor content without sex and romance

It’s called r/aceinthehole

Feel free to join! I especially hope those of you that are tired of all of the sexual and romantic content with Alastor enjoy this subreddit!