Does Coughing For Like Five Straight Minutes Count As A Good Enough Ab Workout For Today

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

Ryan fucking Bergara, who usually murmurs “I am not my fear, I am stronger than my fear” during paranormal investigations, really just investigated the whole goddamn hobo hill house on his own while eating microwaved popcorn. What a character developement, to be honest.

i don’t know who jerma is but i feel like i’m too deep in the sauce to ask now. i’ve already been seasoned for the soup and the waters boiling. it’s too late.

yeah no i gave up on that one brother

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.

i have horrible object permanence so i forget about a lot of things. and every once in a while i get reminded that markiplier exists and i’m at peace for a moment.

anyway stream distractible on spotify and apple music…

attractive men in complete despair has gotta be one of my favorite genres of man.

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

the feels ™️