welt-you-look-like-somethin
You can just call me TJ
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I feel like we've all watched youtubers who just used the same music for their outro every video to the point of it becoming like their own personal theme song. Like if one day I decided to sing "I'm in love with an ostrich a do do do" and someone asked me who made that song I would say Ldshadowlady
Tell me why 90% of cartoons is 12 year olds beating up adults
Todoroki, carrying a large box: what would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day
Midoriya: . . .
Midoriya: what's in the box
Todoroki: . . .
Midoriya: Todo, what's in the box
Chara: and then I said, knife to meet you!
Chara: it was a funny joke
Asgore: you stabbed my friend! We have to call the ambulance!
Sans: don't worry I'm in STABle condition
Chara: (snaps fingers at sans)
All Might: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: Don't kill them.
All Might: ...
All Might: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
Present Mic: what are you doing later?
Aizawa: having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me
Bakugou: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Kirishima: Doing my homework while Aizawa-sensei is collecting it.
Bakugou: ...
Reblog if you want your followers to send you asks because it’s your only source of validation/social interaction right now but you don’t want to ask directly.
(Believe me, I’ve been there. It sucks.)
Cross: How much money do you have
Epic!sans: 69 cents
Cross: Oh, you know what that means
Epic!sans: I dont have enough money for chicken nuggies
Sans: what if people had food names and food had people names?
Sans:like "hey spaghetti, what's for dinner?"
Sans: "Papyrus."
Chara: I swear everyone I know is high
Sans: Shut up chocolate
Bnha as Things my friends said.
Uraraka: I'm lesbian
Tusyu: I thought you were bisexual
Uraraka: Not anymore
Tsuyu: What about the boy you liked
Uraraka: I dont like him anymore
Tsuyu:
Uraraka: I have a crush on yo-
Tsuyu: I KNOW
Ink: Paaiinnt
Ink: just let me paint you kid!
Core!Frisk: Uwooh!no! Stop it!
Ink: just a little color! ANY color!!
Core!Frisk: Dont lick me with that gross brush!
Random person: because of you Error many innocents died!
Random person again: and Ink!! you barely stop him!
Ink: this is sad
Error: yeah
Ink: Broomy, play despacito
Ink:There is only one thing worse than destroying
Ink: Boom!
Error: An Au
Ink: NO
Chara: and then I said, knife to meet you!
Chara: it was a funny joke
Asgore: you stabbed my friend! We have to call the ambulance!
Sans: don't worry I'm in STABle condition
Chara: (snaps fingers at sans)
Chara: for Christmas I want a dragon!
Santa: be realistic
Chara: ok I want your soul!
Santa: what color do you want your dragon?
OT!sans: so
OT!sans: why are you guys so mean to each other
OT!sans: let's have some ice cream and talk about this
Fell!sans: what's ice cream?
OT!sans: ...
OT!sans: everything makes sense now