You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
All Might: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: Don't kill them.
All Might: ...
All Might: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
Present Mic: what are you doing later?
Aizawa: having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me
Random person: because of you Error many innocents died!
Random person again: and Ink!! you barely stop him!
Ink: this is sad
Error: yeah
Ink: Broomy, play despacito
Sans: what if people had food names and food had people names?
Sans:like "hey spaghetti, what's for dinner?"
Sans: "Papyrus."
Chara: I swear everyone I know is high
Sans: Shut up chocolate
Ink:There is only one thing worse than destroying
Ink: Boom!
Error: An Au
Ink: NO
Tell me why 90% of cartoons is 12 year olds beating up adults
Cross: How much money do you have
Epic!sans: 69 cents
Cross: Oh, you know what that means
Epic!sans: I dont have enough money for chicken nuggies
Uraraka: I'm lesbian
Tusyu: I thought you were bisexual
Uraraka: Not anymore
Tsuyu: What about the boy you liked
Uraraka: I dont like him anymore
Tsuyu:
Uraraka: I have a crush on yo-
Tsuyu: I KNOW
Chara: and then I said, knife to meet you!
Chara: it was a funny joke
Asgore: you stabbed my friend! We have to call the ambulance!
Sans: don't worry I'm in STABle condition
Chara: (snaps fingers at sans)