Remus Would Be Lying If He Said He Didn’t Seriously Consider It

James: *unbuttoning shirt* damn it’s so hot in here

Regulus: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Evan to Barty

he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain

this website

Remus gets Sirius to go to the doctors by telling him they’re going to the dog park

Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

My roommate is watching Harry Potter while I’m reading Choices and I have a feeling we’re in very different worlds right now

James Potter’s life plan

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.