Latest Posts by wereokarentwemoony - Page 2

Whenever Regulus sees something ugly he points at it and says “Look James, it looks just like you”

“Separate the art from the artist”

The art: Dudley was very fat and ugly and stupid and fat and he weighed as much as a whale because he was extremely fat and stupid

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

Sirius: if being sexy was a crime, I’d be in serving life in prison for multiple homicides

Remus: Sirius, you did go to prison for multiple homocides

Sirius: …because I’m so sexy

I'm sorry but "I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror" is soooo regulus black coded..

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.

Evan to Barty

he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain

James being more concerned he likes Regulus than the fact he likes men is real to ME

James Potter never sits down while eating. Like he’ll just stand by the counter and eat while talking to everyone or he gets up constantly but he can never just sit down and eat a meal

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

Do you love Regulus Black or do you just love the idea that you can be as mean and awkward and judgmental as you want and the perfect person will fall in love with you as you are?

My roommate is watching Harry Potter while I’m reading Choices and I have a feeling we’re in very different worlds right now

Sirius being really worried that Regulus’s future boyfriend wouldn’t know how to handle him being trans and Regulus getting hurt, then Sirius being elated when he finds out James (HIS James) is Regulus’ boyfriend and sitting down with James to make sure he will treat Regulus right.

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

Remus and Regulus would celebrate the ides of march together and start handing out knives to everyone in Hogwarts until McGonagall made them stop. The week of detention was totally worth it.

No one knows where they got the knives, and they refuse to tell anyone, but the students always seem a little more scared of the two of them after that.

Couldn’t stop thinking about cowboy Remus Lupin today and started smiling like a crazy person in the middle of class send help please

Barty, Pandora, Peter, Mary, and Lily are left handed.

James, Remus, Regulus, Evan, Marlene, and Dorcas are all right handed.

Sirius was supposed to be left handed but his parents made him only use his right and now he’s right handed.

Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

Sirius: *sighs dramatically*

Remus: *ignores him*

Sirius: *sighs louder*

Remus: *keeps reading*

Sirius, throwing himself onto the floor: Oh my god, MOONY, ask me what’s wrong!

Idc, what anyone says, Arctic Monkeys' "Do I wanna know" is how Remus loves Sirius, and Hoziers ver of "Do I wanna know" is how Sirius loves Remus. Not the other way around.