Whenever Regulus Sees Something Ugly He Points At It And Says “Look James, It Looks Just Like You”

Sirius “Remus is an enigma, a genius, a mystery” Black and Remus “I put laundry detergent in the fridge once” Lupin.

James Potter’s life plan

The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook

People who need melatonin are weak. I have no problem falling asleep, unconscious is my favorite way to exist.

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

Young Sirius and Remus are always on my mind I love them so much

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Remus gets Sirius to go to the doctors by telling him they’re going to the dog park