Dabi: what A Long Day. I Need A Drink. Something To Take The Edge Off.

━━━━━ reaction to their s/o being suggestive

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, kageyama tobio, sugawara koushi, and kozume kenma

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: suggestive themes

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: basically their reaction when they asked their s/o what they want to eat and they reply with “you” because i’m a pervy little shit :D

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━━ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ

￫ he is shookth. when did his precious angel get such a dirty mouth? 

￫ i mean, he can’t blame you though. oikawa knows he’s yummy as fuck but what the hell? 

￫ when it first escaped your pretty little lips and got processed into his mind, he was blanking out. red blush almost covering his face as he tried to cover it up with fake confidence. 

￫ after that, oikawa has never been the same. 

￫ sometimes he’s awake at 3 am thinking back to that moment. oikawa is having an existential crisis and thinks that aliens abducted you and replaced you with a clone!

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━━ ᴀᴛꜱᴜᴍᴜ

￫ he’s a pouty baby at first! 

￫ atsumu was supposed to be the confident and suggestive one in the relationship! so why did you uno-reverse card his ass like that?

￫ he just didn’t expect it so he just short-circuited. he’s also a shy and blushy baby after that.

￫ he’ll give you a point for your witty reply but watch out, he’ll have his revenge! and it’ll be dirtier so yeah

￫ “sooo, you’re gonna give me head or nah?” 

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━━ ᴋᴀɢᴇʏᴀᴍᴀ

￫ what have you done?! 

￫ poor baby just blew a fuse and i think he’s having a stroke! his face is all red and his body just sat up straight and he’s staring blankly at thin air!

￫ kageyama would stand up and walk out your shared home with a blank red face. it was really concerning. he wasn’t even responding to your calls.

￫ when he comes back, he has already collected his thoughts and would have a properly rehearsed reply for you.

￫ “only if i can eat you too” 

￫ you did not expect that kind of response!

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━━ ꜱᴜɢᴀᴡᴀʀᴀ

￫ this dude is freaky. you can’t change my mind. it’s just hidden because of his pretty face but he’s a freak in the sheets. 

￫ when you replied, he just stared at you for a moment then giggled like you just didn’t say something suggestive. 

￫ suga was smiling at you so innocently that you’re scratching your head like, “what?” 

￫ then he hits you with a, “sure baby. you’re really getting good at giving head too” 

￫ you: 👁👄👁

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━━ ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ 

￫ kenma.exe has stopped. please restart. 

￫ but for real though, he just stopped and looked at you. his usual half-lidded eyes was slowly widening. 

￫ he was looking around awkwardly and playing with his fingers, not knowing what to say. 

￫ but when he finally calmed down and took a deep breath, baby just really took a deep breath in front of you. 

￫ he would look at you straight in the eyes and say, “i always knew you were freaky like that” 

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baby oh baby. (part I)

plot: you’ve been with colson baker for six years straight, it should be easy to tell him anything, but some things still make you nervous. part 2!

A/N: this is based off of a request from @kellysimagines​. i hope you like it! 

taglist: @iamdorka​ @no-shxt-sherl​ @bakerkells​ @lovemythsworld​ @rosegoldrichie​ 

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Nah… look at them 😪

“If there exists a place in this world where we can meet someday, then promise me you won’t forget, about me, about the truth.” ●●

i know it feels great when our white faves stand up for things that are important to us – especially if we aren’t used to them doing that – but just a friendly reminder that it is never, and has never been, appropriate to center them in the middle of conversations on racial justice. they are not the revolutionaries in a charge against systemic racism and discrimination, they posted a tweet and an instagram story.

instead of celebrating them for doing the bare minimum and “solving racism” maybe think about donating to frontline organizations in minneapolis like the bail fund, reclaim the block or black visions, start a petition asking your local police department to require body cams, commit to calling white voters in battleground states to get racists out of office, and do your research so that you can engage in impactful anti-racist action beyond just thanking a celebrity for posting on social media

vegas run (IV).

plot: it’s the annual las vegas run. let’s see what kinda trouble you get into this year!

A/N: CLIMAX!!!! i hope yall like pls let me know <3 ty ellie for the gif hunting ily

masterlist! (previous parts can be found there soz got too lazy to link)

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“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

eddie’s used to being called slurs but GOD the moment someone even tries to call steve a slur he’d go fucking ape shit, absolutely fucking bonkers, i tell you.

maybe eddie would be at the video store asking steve for horror recommendations and he hears it under someone’s breath and he whips around. and steve is so stunned because he’d been taunted and belittled before but slurs? thats new to him.

eddie would try to pick a fight (he’d win because the kid is like 15) and steve just tells him to let it go but eddie just can’t. he can’t let someone get away with that, it’s not fair to steve. but then steve just looks up at eddie and eddie knows he’s fucked because how can he say no to steve’s stupid little puppy dog eyes and stupid little pout.

steve wouldn’t admit it but he felt like crying in that moment. even if he wanted to admit it, he still wouldn’t. it would give eddie another reason to beat the shit out of the kid and steve really didn’t want to see his boyfriend behind bars today. (although, he did think eddie looked awfully cute when he flashed steve the shy smile from his cell when steve had to bail him out once)

when his shift finally ended and they were in the comfort of eddie’s trailer steve fell into eddie’s arms, fighting back tears while repeating a mantra of ‘i love you’s, and eddie honestly doesn’t know what to do except pull the boy closer and reaffirm every single ‘i love you’ he hears.

enjoy this, more sappy steddie for y’all

in other words. i got the clearance to graduate! i almost had an eddie munson moment 😭

also yell at me if u see major writing errors

knowing it’s selfish.

plot: you’re a first-time actor and you’ve caught the butterflies for your co-star. 

A/N: this is kinda long oops! let me know what you think ;)

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