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Suga: I have an announcement to make.

Suga: Daichi and I are no longer dating.

Hinata about to cry: What??

Yamaguchi: You broke up??

Asahi, already crying: What happened?

Daichi: Suga! That's a terrible way to announce that we're getting married!

Kageyama: You weren't already married...?

i’m gonna , in my non professional opinion, go over 5 of the most “annoying” or worst yanderes to have based off my main fandoms rn. in no particular order

Overhaul: (My Hero Academia):

Kai is one of the most unique yanderes, solely based on the fact that he’s obsessed with health and values cleanliness. He wouldn’t accept anything less than what he expects from you, and it can be very irritating at times since Kai doesn’t believe in compromising his ideals.

Forces his lifestyle onto you, not caring in the slightest what your feelings on the matter are. He wants you to eat healthy, get enough sleep, take nasty tasting vitamins, get very regular checkups, and is just an overall pest about it. He can control his emotions around you but there’s a sense of irritation when you put up a fight on any of these fronts.

Kai is also thorough in everything he does, you’re no exception. There’s basically no chance that you ever get to escape or bend the rules. He’ll find out and deal with it accordingly, but the opportunity will never present itself to do these things most of the time. 

Illumi (Hunter x Hunter):

Illumi is a nightmare as a yandere. It’s a whole package as well, since his awful family comes with the Illumi yandere package™. Illumi would not ever amuse any of your thoughts and opinions on things, or if he did, it would only be so he could sate your feelings. It’s condescending and annoying, even if he doesn’t mean it that way.

He thinks there’s not a single thing wrong with what he’s doing, there’s no moral awareness whatsoever to be had here. He doesn’t really help you adjust to your drastically new life as well, as he doesn’t think it should be a problem for you. Illumi will be a great husband after all, and you’ll never want for anything! Right? 

There isn’t anything that you can keep to yourself. He’s instructed butlers to befriend you, so anytime you confide in him he knows. It puts you on edge as you realize his statement of having eyes on you at all times is truthful. 

Izaya Orihara (Durarara):

He messes with you a lot, and is sadistic in general. Not physically, but just wanting to challenge different beliefs you have and seeing what happens. Being around Izaya too long can be dizzying. He’ll go from cooing and calling you precious to asking if you’re any different from the people you hate. 

So annoying and he doesn’t care. He shows up at your school, bringing you a lunch as if it’s a casual thing to do. Will show up at your job and introduce himself as your boyfriend to your coworkers and boss. He’ll even run into you when you’re out with friends, and hang out with you as if he was invited in the first place.

Has a lot of issues with loneliness, which leads him to being clingy. He doesn’t care for other people interacting with you. If he hasn’t already kidnapped you/threatened you into compliance yet, he gets rid of any nuisances that hang out around you too often. It stirs up an ugly feeling in his gut that he has a distaste for.

Bucciarati (Jojo Part 5):

Bucciarati is a difficult yandere for a different reason than most of the others. He’s so attentive to your needs and cares for you deeply, and you know that he does. So that’s why it hurts even more when he denies you your freedom under the pretense of your well being.

He’ll hear you out, patiently waiting as you sob your heart out; begging for him to let you go. Bucciarati will even hold you as you do so, comforting you quietly as you cry into his chest. The comfort that he provides feels so genius, that even though he’s the reason you’re upset, you can’t help but accept his warmth in the moment. He’ll be reasonable and say he understands how difficult it must be for you, and you think you might be going somewhere.

But then he’ll put his foot down, saying that this truly is for your well being. He’ll talk about how much he loves you, how you mean the absolute world to him. How he couldn’t stand the thought of something happening to you, his beloved. All you can do is repeat the cycle. 

Kishibe Rohan (Jojo Part 4):

Due to his stand, you have no choice but to be with him. Because of Rohan’s pride, he wouldn’t want to restrict you too heavily with Heaven’s Door at first. He would want you to return his feelings naturally, but would begin with restrictions on you not being able to talk to people he dislikes. 

But if you began to drift away from him, he’d begrudgingly use Heaven’s Door to make you fall in love with him. It would be Black Mirror esque, as you loathe him in your mind but every word you speak says differently. Rohan would cruelly tease you about it, wondering where the sudden change of heart came from.

There’s no escaping this yandere. The restrictions would be impossible to break, but he might lessen them up if you promise to be good; he doesn’t want you to be a robot after all. Don’t betray this trust if you ever get it though or you’ll have to follow Heaven’s Door for the rest of your life.

Nah… look at them 😪

this is just so damn adorable.

school bully to bottom boyfriend :)

my favorite thing about elves vs hobbits is their names. elves will be named things like “maiden with the moonlight woven in her hair” and then hobbits are straight up like oh yeah my names domble bingus rumbubo

More MGK??

(A/N: I’m sorry this was so late! I hope you still enjoy it!)

Sweet Welcomes:

There he was again, back in the same head space he tried to stay away from, a space he made just for the two of them. He was aimlessly scrolling through Instagram when he stumbled across a picture that stopped everything around him, leaving him in nothing but empty silence, there he was smile plastered across his face and his arms crossed over her shoulders, he remembered the memory like yesterday. He smiled allowing the same space to take his mind away.

He smelt the carnival popcorn, cotton candy and hotdogs “Come on Colson, it’ll be fun!” She exclaimed as she grabbed his hand gently ushering him through the crowd regardless of the stares and whispers around them. He hated going out with her, she deserved to be with someone that didn’t receive so much negative attention, she was too kind for that. “Colson Baker pay attention.” She teased as she poked his chest causing him to laugh as he shook his head “You’ve got all my attention baby girl.” He said grabbing her waist pulling her close to him as they rocked together in line.

More whispers, a few snide comments and nasty remarks that caused him to flinch and he knew she heard everyone of them but never did her smile falter,  she paid them no mind look up at the night sky “See it’s beautiful skies like this that you could sing about.” she said mindlessly as he smiled all attention on her soft facial features “You know? I will.” He said kissing her forehead as she laughed, the line began to move rapidly until they were seated on the Ferris wheel, going up. “You know, there’s no easy way to say this Colson.” She started as his heart began to sink into his chest as he watched her with sad eyes, he knew it was too good to be true, it always was. “So I’m just gonna say it.” She said taking a deep breath, “I love you.” “You’re breaking up with me?” They said in unison causing an awkward silence.

It didn’t dawn on Colson what she said in that moment “You love me?” He asked shocked as she looked out the cart towards the fields “You don’t have to say it back, I just needed to get it off my chest.” She said shrugging as he shook his head taking her face in his hands as he placed a soft kiss on her lips “Damn, I love you too. I didn’t want to say it first and scare you away.” He said softly as she laughed “Couldn’t scare me even if you tried Baker.” She teased as he laughed “A picture or it never happened” he teased her famous phrase as she laughed taking out her phone and snapping a few pictures.

He smiled as he scrolled to the caption “Whoa, it's my husbands birthday. It doesn’t get any less weirder to say, can’t believe I married this dork. He’s out and about in different countries while me and Casie are chilling at home make different dishes each night, so who's really losing? Anyway; this was supposed to be about my husband. So happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world! Pictures or it never happened right?” He laughed as he called her “Yes loser?” She said into the phone “God I love you. Have I ever told you how lucky I am?” He said causing her to laugh “Everyday baby. Now hurry home, you have a lot of dishes to try.” She said as he laughed “Of course Mrs. Baker.” He teased as she sighed “Goodbye Mr. Baker, me and Casie love you.” She said as he replied a quick ’I love you’ in return before putting the phone down and resting his head on the seat.

“An hour before were home free.” Slim said tapping Colson as he nodded “I can’t wait.” He said smiling with anticipation, he couldn’t wait to see his family.

go suga-san go