Reading Fanfic In The Back Of The Uber On The Way To The Club

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sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF

Sirius: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Remus:

Sirius: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Remus: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

James *absolutely plastered* : I love you Regulus *trying to keep him alive* : i know baby sit down & drink some water please

James: What's wrong, Pads? You've been mopey all day

Sirius, in a broken voice: Moony said he doesn't love me anymore

James: WHAT!??

Remus: I just said it's too hot to cuddle!

Sirius: All by myself

Remus: It's 40 bloody degrees!

Sirius: Don't wanna be all by myself

And they didn’t know this was their last night spent together

sirius black who drives with one hand on the steering wheel, who helps peter tie his tie, who draws on his arms in class, who always hands in his essays last minute, yet perfectly written and always well over the requested length, who wears huge boots and jeans too large for him and a leather jacket one size too big, who loves the beach and the sea, who pierced his nose in his dorm’s bathroom with a sewing needle, who only listens to james, whose favourite weather is the cold winter because the wind sends shivers through his bones, making him feel something, who leans put the window when he smokes in their dorm because james always complains the smoke, who does crosswords in pen and ink because he knows he’s not wrong, who hurts the people he hates and longs for the people he loves, who is reckless and determined and intelligent and arrogant, who’s loyal as a dog and whose words are as sharp as knives.

Sirius: fuck the Blacks

Remus: honey, you are a Black

Sirius: exactly, come here

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me