And They Didn’t Know This Was Their Last Night Spent Together

Remus: *stands up and all of his joints make horrifying noises*

Sirius, falling to his knees: rail me rail me rail me rail me

sirius black heard “mama, didn’t mean to make you cry…i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” and fell to his knees in a walmart

She's a 10 but she cries over dead gay wizards from the 70s.

you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

Sirius: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Sirius: Except my middle finger.

Sirius: Give that to my mother.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

If the marauders knew what an iPhone was they would definitely ask Sirius questions by saying „hey siri“

friendly reminder that sirius chased his own tail and jumped at pigeons as padfoot because it made harry laugh

Harry & padfoot <3

Sirius: fuck the Blacks

Remus: honey, you are a Black

Sirius: exactly, come here