Im Not Fond Of The 'all Men' Thing (i Hate It) But When I Walk Alone On A Street I Am Certainly Afraid

i fluctuate between manically happy psychopath and half decomposed walrus like i get paid for it

a gif can turn an interaction so infinitely homoerotic

it is everything the canon stole, but also somehow gifted

The Dark Woman

A picture of a statue I took that was in a parking lot (of all places). The way the light fell on her really gave me the feels. I, of course, am not the sculptor.

no i like my men pathetic and desperate for salvation with a wet paper bag of a physique. gimme lots of smoochies and nerd facts about lizards yayy<3

Life is actually simple.

Men are attracted to feminine women. Women are attracted to masculine men.

It’s really that simple.

this bitch be bitchin

oooOoOo so funnny im just going to give a baaad description so everyone laughs yaaay. Are you like, stuck underneath a rock? Do you have problems with virgins? Asexual people are people who don't experience sexual desire. that doesn't mean they have 'bad politics' and it doesn't mean every single one of them is a virgin.

you just want to be hateful little bitches and add some sparkles to make it funny.

As a gold star aroace I think it takes some despicable mental gymnastics to say aces should be shunned from the queer community.

anon, i want you to know that genuinely never, not in a million years, and this is coming from the bottom of my heart, could i come up with anything as funny as “gold star aroace”

Cassandra

In a sea of everything and everyone she is the one to pull me away, become my first best friend. She lets me be whoever I am. And I do not realize, until she leaves, with the overly-magnifying lenses and the shabby bag, with the dirty rough-book and the toothy smile. The last I see of her is the retreating barbie bag, the smile bright white and fake, the hair a mass of shiny gold. I never see her again.

6:30 A.M. Indian Standard Time. Waking up early has its perks.

Poori, an Indian dish.