I Think The World Would Be A Better Place If It Got To Decide Who The Next American President Would Be.

i really want a tattoo.

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

done begging the cia. come on m16. please m16. i am on my knees begging you. we know you hate trump and elon. come on. you love your fish and chips piss city. save it baby. snipe him. exile him. i don't know. send james bond the americans will give you 1000 tea. many tea. they will lift it back up from the harbor and gift it like baby. they will stop eating hamburger. they will spell color as colour come on. pls pls pls

seven notes in six years

normalize being the backup friend. some of us are just the wheels mounted on the backs of those suvs.

Cat.

Look at its fuzzy little head.

Poori, an Indian dish.

Ah, to be God chilling on a Miami beach.

*looks at myself in the mirror* such a beautiful ape