*looks At Myself In The Mirror* Such A Beautiful Ape

*lovingly throws up a half digested bird at your doorstep* have you heard of our new life insurance policy?

i don't know what my mutuals are going on about but i like it. its like being on a pasture and all of a sudden a toilet roll whizzes past you but its nice because it blows a little breeze into your face

start sexualizing q tips

i fluctuate between manically happy psychopath and half decomposed walrus like i get paid for it

assuming both partners have fully developed frontal lobes, what is an appropriate age gap (i am asking in context of my parents)

some people in india are illiterate and can't read, which is why there are symbols denoting numbers on the coins. it's not some cutesy design, i think they were trying to be inclusive.

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

potatoes are batteries and no one does anything??? what about a potato operated car. what about that huh. or are you too deficient in Whimsy to consider the possibilities

suddenly i feel unsafe

i love choccy milk

best food ever

@catboymoments that cat will make you explode. there is no other reason as to why it is looking at you like that.

I love my kittyyyyyyyyy

My beloved hazy

At the parking lot.