Open Letter To The Slugterra Fandom

Translated the tombstones in the official slugterra roblox game

Warning: results are extremely disappointing

I was going to translate the other tombstone but then I discovered that it is THE EXACT SAME BUT UPSIDE DOWN

This is genuinely kind of upsetting like its cool that they used the official language but why bother if it's just going to be gibberish?

(side note: if the staff blaster they add at 25k likes isn't Mr. Saturday's staff I might start tweaking)

Warning: excessive use of capital letters

Yall we have got to talk more about what happened to Blakk after his second Deep Caverns visit because WHAT THE FLOP HAPPENED TO HIM

DID HE DRINK THE DARK WATER OR SOMETHING LIKE THE EMPEROR WENT SWIMMING IN THAT STUFF BUT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD

like holy guacamole that transformation looks like it hurt. his arms have SPIKES GROWING OUT OF THEM not to mention his left hand is MISSING A FINGER

like did the Goon or Brimstone get a bit hungry and eat it before his transformation? WHERE DID IT GO

Props to Blakk for always having fabulous eyeliner even when he's been horribly mutated

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant

Slug It Out 2 core

Seriously though why hasn't Twist, a fan favourite, lore important character been added to the game yet as a skin?

No hate to the devs it just seems strange to me

Random tangent incoming but one thing that always fascinated me about Saturday's character is that he doesn't seem to have a clear role in Blakk Industries.

Like C.C was a well-respected slinger so he was likely recruited to raise the general opinion of Blakk Industries, Nacho is an enforcer which I assume mostly means he scares people into giving Blakk what he wants, Twist is Blakk's apprentice, and the large group of mercenary characters Blakk recruits in the trade (which includes Locke and Lode) are most likely either there to A: raise public interest in ghouls kinda like what C.C is there for or B: to do tasks for Blakk that aren't important enough to do himself or send Nacho to do but that he can't just send one of the random unnamed guards to complete.

But Saturday's whole thing is mind control which could be useful to Blakk but Saturday seems way more interested in using that power for his own gain. After all, Blakk wouldn't have any use for the stolen big screen TVs or couch cushions from Caverna Mall

Not to mention Saturday has some lines suggesting that his role in Blakk Industries might be a bit more complicated like "Blakk may have given me the ghoul tech, but I work for no one but myself" in Dawn of the Slug or when he says "I am a business man and this is strictly business!.. although I am running a little low on ghouls Dr. Blakk." after Eli calls him another one of Blakk's minions

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but I am curious to hear what anyone else might think about this.

This has been a certified Wildspectre rant

Slugterra memes (again)

Took me a while to find the original image for this one

Also im posting this like 1 week late but who cares (iIwas going to make an actual meme for pride month today and post it a week late for the funny but I got into a boss fight against a mosquito last night which lasted for like 30 minutes and only had enough brainrot power to bring this into existence)

Alright, it looks like we got the Shane Gang finally. They have been really hard to catch because they are so skilled, but fortunately, we have them in this enclosed space.

Mr. Saturday in “Mission: Improbable”

WE NEED MORE SLUGTERRA CRACKSHIPS

My new original crack ship.

Small dawn of the slug rant

"zombies showed up about 12 hours ago grabbing people and hauling them away" Millard Milford at about 4 minutes and 16 seconds

HOW HAS SATURDAY BEEN THERE FOR 12 HOURS

WHAT WAS HE DOING FOR 12 HOURS

Like when Pronto first gets grabbed and dragged to Saturday's base (the food court) he's just chilling on his throne

Unrelated question, WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS OWN THRONE

It's even designed to resemble his blaster so it's probably custom

How much is Blakk paying this guy

Was Saturday seriously just sitting on his throne doing nothing for 12 hours prior to the Shane Gang showing up

No wonder he asks the zombies to bring him more cushions and big screens that throne looks uncomfortable as hell and he's BORED OUT OF HIS MIND

throne and blaster for reference

(Side note but the throne is actually like super cool)

this has been a certified WildSpectre rant

Pov: the year is 2030 and Slugterra is getting a big-budget animated standalone movie

Trixie is thankfully safe because I don't think Chris Pratt would be able to voice a female but Burpy could always become the dreaded "marketable talking animal companion" so he isn't safe.

Oh my god I agree with the tags so much Dawn of the Slug Saturday NEVER would have fallen for that.

(also yeah how does Pronto have security clearance to enter Stalagmite 17 through the front door)

Having to re-watch Mission: Improbable,

[Not my favorite ep admittedly]

And Pronto really did just enter through the front door like it was nothing, and maneuvered through Security Lazers like a pro.

I know we rag on the Mole for being an old man (30-40) but, infiltrating the most secure building in all of Slugterra next to Blakk's Citadel via the front fucking door is such a Chad move.

And yeah, Eli, Trixie, and Kord were causing some chaos on their end, distracting Mr. Saturday and his zombies, but Pronto didn't know that.

Pronto is just a jack of all trades, and it shows, lmao