I Skip Out On The Meds And Just Chug The Dr. Pepper

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

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i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

let's all give a hug to my good friend who said 3x2 was 3 today

it’s not easy being green

Yeah, but like... Tumblr tho

did you know?

eating can make you be not lightheaded

pov

no but actually what's the bishops obsession with giving nari more kids to look after?