Check On Your Sad Friends When They Get Happy

it’ll be back tomorrow tho right?

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i’m so funny

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Some not so hot takes:

Tariffs = Higher prices

Mass deportations = broken communities

Gay and trans rights = human rights

Doing the nazi salute on live tv = being a nazi

How can anyone disagree with this stuff dude

one of my favourite things to say in my house is “hey i’m putting on headphones so if you need me don’t”

no matter how many times i say it i always cackle to myself lmao i’m certainly the weird one here

this might be a dumb question but how old were you before you could reach the light switches

Being a plague doctor letting another plague doctor grasp your beak with a firm hand to straighten it and lifting your hat to adjust the straps around your head is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than gay sex i think

damn you, i love you

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

a simple reminder to all during these difficult times:

jewish is not synonymous with zionist!

i am jewish and i in no way shape or form support the genocide in gaza. from the river to the sea, palestine will be free!!!

blessed passover to all who celebrate :)